Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy
1,635 Comments
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Marlon
3 years ago
In Tahiti they have these specially trained dogs that steal sexy womens panties. It's amazing. Wonderful dogs.
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Vanessa O Cunt
3 years ago
My husband cheated on me again! I'm gonna CHEMICALLY CASTRATE him!
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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago
I thought a DINGO was RINGO STARR'S brother. RINGO & DINGO!
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Eddie Penetti
3 years ago
I, too, was assimilated by HAYDEN PANETIERRE. She just gave me dirty looks with her assimilation tubules in my neck!
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Garth
3 years ago
I bragged about how I could fight HAYDEN PANETIERRE even though she's a Borg drone. It was over in seconds. She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist at my neck and injected her assimilation tubules into me. She rested me on the ground. When I woke up, I tried telling everyone I didn't do so bad in my fight. Everyone rubbed it in. If I was so strong, why did I let a five foot woman assimilate me?!
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KANG
3 years ago
I met one of the ALBINO'S discarded wife's. I felt sorry for her, the ALBINO is a scumbag. I took her in, fed her, clothed her. But she still feared the ALBINO!
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WIFE
3 years ago
My husband has a bad temper. When I came home and saw our glass table broken and glass everywhere. I asked him if the table did something wrong?
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Quinn
3 years ago
DEBBIE DEPRIMO BOEDEKER is a sexy Borg drone, I allowed her to assimilate me. When she injected her assimilation tubules into my neck, I grabbed her ass. She told me she's wearing LEATHER PANTIES!
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FATHER
3 years ago
My 6-year-old son got his hands on matches again. That's three fires this week in our house! I'm gonna break his little fingers--uh
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
My Aunt Debbie is sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her LEOPARD sweat pants. She says she's also wearing LEOPARD PANTIES! Im getting so horny!
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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago
My wife got mugged today. It was me that mugged her. Except, I didn't want her money, I wanted her undies. I made her pull her pink lace thong down in public!
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LEECOW
3 years ago
Afetr I won the lottery, I told my boss to PUCKER UP AND KISS MY ASS!
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JON VON JON
3 years ago
KATIE SEARFOSS has a high opinion of herself. I opened up her jeans and saw she's wearing a LEATHER PANTY!
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WAHLMACK
3 years ago
C0CK SUCKER! If I had my way, you'd spend the rest of your life rotting in prison like an animal! You wrecked half the city!
My wife put on three perfumes at once! She smells like an ITALIAN WH0RE!
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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago
My wife got mugged today. Except it was me that mugged her, I didn't want her money. I wanted her undies! I made her pull her pink lace thong down in public!
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KATIE SEARFOSS
3 years ago
When I was a Borg drone, I assimilated innocent people. Not only did I inject my nanoprobes from my bloodstream into theirs, I injected metal into them so they could handle the nanoprobes.
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BAD ASS
3 years ago
One of them alien things from SIGNS was on my roof! I went outside and yelled at it, YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE!
In Tahiti they have these specially trained dogs that steal sexy womens panties. It's amazing. Wonderful dogs.
My husband cheated on me again! I'm gonna CHEMICALLY CASTRATE him!
I thought a DINGO was RINGO STARR'S brother. RINGO & DINGO!
I, too, was assimilated by HAYDEN PANETIERRE. She just gave me dirty looks with her assimilation tubules in my neck!
I bragged about how I could fight HAYDEN PANETIERRE even though she's a Borg drone. It was over in seconds. She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist at my neck and injected her assimilation tubules into me. She rested me on the ground. When I woke up, I tried telling everyone I didn't do so bad in my fight. Everyone rubbed it in. If I was so strong, why did I let a five foot woman assimilate me?!
I met one of the ALBINO'S discarded wife's. I felt sorry for her, the ALBINO is a scumbag. I took her in, fed her, clothed her. But she still feared the ALBINO!
My husband has a bad temper. When I came home and saw our glass table broken and glass everywhere. I asked him if the table did something wrong?
DEBBIE DEPRIMO BOEDEKER is a sexy Borg drone, I allowed her to assimilate me. When she injected her assimilation tubules into my neck, I grabbed her ass. She told me she's wearing LEATHER PANTIES!
My 6-year-old son got his hands on matches again. That's three fires this week in our house! I'm gonna break his little fingers--uh
My Aunt Debbie is sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her LEOPARD sweat pants. She says she's also wearing LEOPARD PANTIES! Im getting so horny!
My wife got mugged today. It was me that mugged her. Except, I didn't want her money, I wanted her undies. I made her pull her pink lace thong down in public!
Afetr I won the lottery, I told my boss to PUCKER UP AND KISS MY ASS!
KATIE SEARFOSS has a high opinion of herself. I opened up her jeans and saw she's wearing a LEATHER PANTY!
C0CK SUCKER! If I had my way, you'd spend the rest of your life rotting in prison like an animal! You wrecked half the city!
Which are you.... A. SPIC B. GUIDO C. FAAGGOT
We're Marley & Marley. WHOA! We're Marley & Marley. WHOA! We're Marley & Marley. WHOA!
My wife put on three perfumes at once! She smells like an ITALIAN WH0RE!
My wife got mugged today. Except it was me that mugged her, I didn't want her money. I wanted her undies! I made her pull her pink lace thong down in public!
When I was a Borg drone, I assimilated innocent people. Not only did I inject my nanoprobes from my bloodstream into theirs, I injected metal into them so they could handle the nanoprobes.
One of them alien things from SIGNS was on my roof! I went outside and yelled at it, YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE!