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Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy

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Marlon
3 years ago

In Tahiti they have these specially trained dogs that steal sexy womens panties. It's amazing. Wonderful dogs.

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Vanessa O Cunt
3 years ago

My husband cheated on me again! I'm gonna CHEMICALLY CASTRATE him!

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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago

I thought a DINGO was RINGO STARR'S brother. RINGO & DINGO!

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Eddie Penetti
3 years ago

I, too, was assimilated by HAYDEN PANETIERRE. She just gave me dirty looks with her assimilation tubules in my neck!

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Garth
3 years ago

I bragged about how I could fight HAYDEN PANETIERRE even though she's a Borg drone. It was over in seconds. She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist at my neck and injected her assimilation tubules into me. She rested me on the ground. When I woke up, I tried telling everyone I didn't do so bad in my fight. Everyone rubbed it in. If I was so strong, why did I let a five foot woman assimilate me?!

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KANG
3 years ago

I met one of the ALBINO'S discarded wife's. I felt sorry for her, the ALBINO is a scumbag. I took her in, fed her, clothed her. But she still feared the ALBINO!

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WIFE
3 years ago

My husband has a bad temper. When I came home and saw our glass table broken and glass everywhere. I asked him if the table did something wrong?

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Quinn
3 years ago

DEBBIE DEPRIMO BOEDEKER is a sexy Borg drone, I allowed her to assimilate me. When she injected her assimilation tubules into my neck, I grabbed her ass. She told me she's wearing LEATHER PANTIES!

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FATHER
3 years ago

My 6-year-old son got his hands on matches again. That's three fires this week in our house! I'm gonna break his little fingers--uh

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

My Aunt Debbie is sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her LEOPARD sweat pants. She says she's also wearing LEOPARD PANTIES! Im getting so horny!

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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago

My wife got mugged today. It was me that mugged her. Except, I didn't want her money, I wanted her undies. I made her pull her pink lace thong down in public!

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LEECOW
3 years ago

Afetr I won the lottery, I told my boss to PUCKER UP AND KISS MY ASS!

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JON VON JON
3 years ago

KATIE SEARFOSS has a high opinion of herself. I opened up her jeans and saw she's wearing a LEATHER PANTY!

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WAHLMACK
3 years ago

C0CK SUCKER! If I had my way, you'd spend the rest of your life rotting in prison like an animal! You wrecked half the city!

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McKean
3 years ago

Which are you.... A. SPIC B. GUIDO C. FAAGGOT

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MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL
3 years ago

We're Marley & Marley. WHOA! We're Marley & Marley. WHOA! We're Marley & Marley. WHOA!

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MR NICE
3 years ago

My wife put on three perfumes at once! She smells like an ITALIAN WH0RE!

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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago

My wife got mugged today. Except it was me that mugged her, I didn't want her money. I wanted her undies! I made her pull her pink lace thong down in public!

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KATIE SEARFOSS
3 years ago

When I was a Borg drone, I assimilated innocent people. Not only did I inject my nanoprobes from my bloodstream into theirs, I injected metal into them so they could handle the nanoprobes.

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BAD ASS
3 years ago

One of them alien things from SIGNS was on my roof! I went outside and yelled at it, YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE!