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Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy

1,635 Comments

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ZIGGY
4 years ago

I've had it with SAM and AL! This LEAPING business is annoying!

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Big Al
4 years ago

I forgot my wallet at home. Now I can't pay my restaurant bill. It's a high class joint, they'll probably beat the hell out of me and toss me into a dumpster.

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Roger
4 years ago

Sheryl? It's Roger. Mr. Dawson wants me to work late again. I tell you, Dawson is an evil, bald headed, D-I-C-K- LESS baboon. I better go, before the FAAGGOT returns. Love you!

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SANZEL
4 years ago

You sn*ffed my wife's butt! You son of a BEACH!

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DANIEL WORMALD
4 years ago

I took something that wasn't mine and sold it for a profit. I'm now a criminal!☹️☹️☹️

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Sophia
4 years ago

My head of security was found in a dumpster, murdered. Guess I should of picked a better guy!

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ROGER BANNISTER
4 years ago

I ran the mile in less than four minutes. But bastard nipple-head kids think I invented the HAND RAILING!

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JAPANESE PUSHOG
4 years ago

So sorry! It's not panty smelling time!

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JAPANESE PUSHOG
4 years ago

So sorry! It's not panty sniffing

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Joy Lane Meadows
4 years ago

I'm totally against this mandatory vaccine, making our military weaker. Should not be mandatory, should be a person's choice. We know what you are doing with these vaccines.

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PINWORM
4 years ago

I cooked my wife a toaster strudel. Except I didn't use the icing that came with the toaster strudel, I used a certain WHITE SUBSTANCE from my PENIS! Bon appetit ---C-U-N-T!

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Ramirez
4 years ago

My boss says I have to treat our FAAGGOT employees with respect! My RESIGNATION will be logged within the hour.

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LEECOW
4 years ago

My wife isn't what she appears, she's an IMP! Wherever she goes, trouble follows!

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MOVIE FAGGOT
4 years ago

My favorite line in the 2016 PASSENGERS movie is when Aurora asked Jim : DID YOU SMELL MY BUTT?!

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JOE BIDEN
4 years ago

First we must subsidize ka ka ka kaputti. And various subjects that impeck the leecow---uh.

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HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
4 years ago

The father hen brings his chickens home!

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COLM
4 years ago

I'm under attack by a Cardassian attack ship, HEDEKI-CLASS.

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Fekkish
4 years ago

My penis, Guillermo, wants to go mountain climbing. I told Guillermo he might lose his grib and fall off the mountain!

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BIG MIKE
4 years ago

My wife couldn't believe how petty I am! At Walmart I got an argument with this guy ahead of me over a SHOPPING CART! I wanted the shopping cart he grabbed! He got to the shopping cart before I did. There were 50 other shopping carts but I was arguing and started pushing the guy for his cart. People were recording the incident.

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McKean
4 years ago

Which are you... A.SPIC B.GUIDO C.FAAGGOT