Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy

At my party, I wanted to pretend I was JAMES BOND! I yanked out my Walther PPK and kept pointing it in people's faces back and forth. My guests started screaming for help! WHY?!

NO MORE KNOEBELS FOR ME! I went on the bumper car ride and the car I was in the wheel stuck! I couldn't do anything! Since the wheel in my gimp bumper car stuck my bumper car just spun around. Bastard kids had a field day!☹️☹️☹️

I collect classic cars! I own a GREMLIN, A RAMBLER, A PACER, and a FORD PINTO!

I'm a vampire! I maintain my youthful sexy looks by drinking the blood of MALE VIRGINS!

After DEBBIE BOEDEKER of AVOCA PENNSYLVANIA injects her victims with her nanoprobes, she takes her victims to an assimilation facility where she performs major surgical alterations on her victims, so they can complete their assimilation and become a full Borg drone.

I like to pretend I'm a superhero, but people make fun of me. They ask me, what's my superpower : BED WETTING!☹️

I attend the SACRED HEART OF JESUS church in DUPONT PENNSYLVANIA. I wear size 9 panties, 2XL

I attend the SACRED HEART OF JESUS CHURCH in DUPONT PENNSYLVANIA, not Avoca! I personally assimilated all the men that attend our congregation, I seduced them with my body, they kept their faces in my cleavage and then I injected my assimilation tubules into their necks,my men victims rubbed my ass in tight jeans as I filled their veins with nanoprobes from my bloodstream. I turned them into drones!

Donald Trump, personal log, supplemental : I have just witnessed the total destruction of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA with a loss of all hands. Save one: ME.

Before I was assimilated by the Borg and lost my humanity, I attended the sacred heart of Jesus church in Avoca Pennsylvania. I wear size 9 panties, 2XL

As you know, today's my birthday and I'm at Aunt Debbie's house. She's dressed so sexy for my birthday. Her butt is really shapely in her tight LEATHER SKIRT. Now she took off her skirt and is going around in her SHINY LEATHER PANTY. Aunt Debbie sat on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her SHINY LEATHER PANTY. Best birthday present ever, Aunt Debbie's shapely butt wiggled around on bl*nkey in her SHINY LEATHER PANTY!

Today's my birthday! Im at aunt Debbie's house, she's dressed sexy for my birthday, a tight LEATHER SKIRT and she's wearing her SHINY LEATHER PANTY! For my birthday present she's gonna sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her SHINY LEATHER PANTY. Aunt Debbie pulled her LEATHER SKIRT down and sat on bl*nkey in her SHINY LEATHER PANTY. Aunt Debbie wiggled her butt around on bl*nkey in her SHINY LEATHER PANTY! This is the best birthday present ever!

My wife sm*cks me when she's standing up straight in her yoga pants with her wearing a thong and I smell her butt!

My wife sm*cks me when I smell where she just sat!

My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color they're wearing!

My wife sm*cks me when I ask her girlfriends that come over if they need a FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCT!

My son got another F on his report card! You're failing, Andy! What is it with you and FAILURE!

My toilet can't flush my HORSE -LIKE feces. So, I use my neighbors toilets. Now they have clogged toilets. You should see the look on their faces.

Spicy foods make my BOTTOM BURBLE!

I sold my daughter to the NUDIE BAR downtown! She's quite a sexy dancer!