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Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy

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Whitaker
4 years ago

I have paintings of the world's greatest people. I have Genghis Khan, Benito Mussolini, Adolf Hitler. I say greatest people, but my wife says BUTCHERS!

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HAPPY
4 years ago

People ridicule the name of my fishing store. I named my store : MASTER BAIT. What's so funny?!

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POLITICALLY CORRECT
4 years ago

When I dated an Asian woman, I took her to a Chinese restaurant. Now I date a Hispanic woman, I take her to a Mexican restaurant. That's not insulting!

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SAD
4 years ago

My wife says our sex is dead, so she EMBALMED MY PENIS☹️☹️☹️

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MAD
4 years ago

I thought this was a free country! When I went to get my HUNTING license, I asked if I could HUNT PEOPLE! They had me committed in a MENTAL HOSPITAL!

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Maryellen Lynott
4 years ago

I had enough of my husband PAUL and son BRANDON laughing at me! So in the middle of the night while they were sleeping, I assimilated them. I made my left hand in a fist at their necks and injected my assimilation tubules into their necks. They were shocked, caught by surprise. When I withdrew my tubules, they lost consciousness and I watched their skin turn pale.

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WORRIED
4 years ago

I'm in trouble! My friend and I were playing frisbee with a SAW BLADE, I threw it too far and hard, and when my neighbor came out, he got it in the throat!

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Duane Berry
4 years ago

Do you have any idea what it's like to have ALIENS suck your brain out through your NOSTRILS?!

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CLASSIC PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC
4 years ago

My soldiers were in that helicopter when it n destroyed! I need to find someone who can CRACK these bastards!

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HORNY TOAD
4 years ago

CAITLIN KINSELLA is wearing her green skirt. I opened up her skirt and saw she's wearing her TEAL color Hanes cheeky panty. She always coordinates her panties with her skirts or pants!

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Sin Jin Smythe
4 years ago

I have a fetish! I record sexy women being assimilated by the Borg. Watching the Borg take their bras and panties off. Watching their skin turn pale and their hair fall out. And finally their bodies being grafted in Borg body armor!

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Jim Bob McCreery
4 years ago

I, too, opened up CAITLIN KINSELLAS purple skirt and saw she was wearing her Hanes purple cheeky panty!

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HORNY TOAD
4 years ago

CAITLIN KINSELLA was wearing her tight purple skirt with wildflowers. I opened up her skirt and saw she was wearing her Hanes purple cheeky panty. I love it when she coordinates her panties!

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SUSIE PUSHOG
4 years ago

The B.V.N network bought CRIMINAL MINDS and now SLIDERS! I love the B.V.N network!

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Shane Bretey
4 years ago

Staff Sergeant

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HOT STUD
4 years ago

I'm so sexy! I give women pictures of my ABS

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MR NICE
4 years ago

I found my ex-wife in the tub with a toaster! At least I won't have to pay alimony no more!

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BAD ASS
4 years ago

My boss fired me! So I told him, whereverhe builds his new home, ILL BURN IT DOWN!!!

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BIG MIKE
4 years ago

The ice age didn't kill the dinosaurs! I DID! Killed them with my bare hands! NO! I ran them down with my truck!

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CHESTER HARDWICK
4 years ago

My late night activities include : PEEPING in women's BATHROOM WINDOWS and burglarizing their PANTY DRAWERS!