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Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy

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RALPHIE
4 years ago

Teacher called my mommy because I came to school with soiled pants! My butt part of my jeans was really brown, she didn't want me to sit!

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Eddie
4 years ago

Today I was assimilated by TONYA JONES! I got so horny being chased by a sexy women Borg drone in her leopard panty!

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NEWS DUDE
4 years ago

TONYA JONES is a mean Borg drone! She always wears her sexiest panties when she assimilated her men victims. Today she wore her Maidenform lasting leopard panty when she assimilated 50 men!

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Vladimir Putin
4 years ago

I war wacky! I invade Ukraine! I dictate to the world! SUBMIT!

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GAMBINO SOCIAL CLUB
4 years ago

In my club, NO BLACKS, NO JEWS, and especially NO QUEERS!

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David Rossi
4 years ago

I caught the garbage man BOINKING my wife in my bed! I jammed an AXE in his crotch! Don't think he'll be in the mood for sex in a while!♥️

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LESZEK
4 years ago

I failed my psychological evaluation! I like to smell sexy women's asses!

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Sheldon Deldon
4 years ago

LISA KRAMER is a B-I-T-C-H! She knew how much I love my Katie, so she injected her nanoprobes into Katie's bloodstream! Katie turned pale and is now growing raw Borg implants!

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MR PRICK
4 years ago

I told my wife: she's one C-U-N-T hair away from heaven if she overdraws her bank account again!

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Rachel Landis Cartica
4 years ago

Brandon and I wanted more children but my PLUMBING is messed up. I was assimilated by the Borg, I'm human again. But my body still has nanoprobes and Borg implants, probably why I can't have no more children.☹️☹️☹️

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SEYMOUR
4 years ago

I slept over Aunt Debbie's. She was wearing her PINK NEGLIGEE. Aunt Debbie sat on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her PINK NEGLIGEE! I couldn't pay attention to the movie we were watching, Aunt Debbie's thighs were thick and see was sitting on my bl*nkey! Aunt Debbie fell asleep during the movie, I looked up her PINK NEGLIGEE and saw she was wearing her pink cheeky panty. Aunt Debbie's butt was so smooth in her PINK NEGLIGEE. I copped a feel when she was sleeping.

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Katie Searfoss
4 years ago

When the Borg assimilated me they made my skin turn pale and my hair on my head fall out. But the hair on my V-A-G-I-N-A and legs stopped growing so I won't have to shave down there no more!

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WORRIED
4 years ago

The women I raped caught me! They're gonna cut my SCROTUM off!

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JON VON JON
4 years ago

I have a fetish----I dream about being assimilated by sexy women Borg drones. Being overpowered, feeling their assimilation tubules inject know my neck, feeling their boobs against my back, grafted in Borg breast mounds!

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John Jacob Astor
4 years ago

My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. I'm getting use to her calling me a FAAGGOT and that my ass is WHOPPED!

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BAD ASS
4 years ago

When my boss fired me, I told him : you know I'm stronger then you. He called the cops, thinking I was threatening him.

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BADASS
4 years ago

I told my boss: even a person like him with LIMITED INTELLECT, has to agree I deserve a raise!

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ENDICORE
4 years ago

My wife says, she's tired of my SUPERIORITY COMPLEX. I told her, it's not a complex, it's a FACT!

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GIDEON
4 years ago

The other day KATIE SEARFOSS was wearing her yoga pants with her butt crack completely showing. I smelled the chair where she sat. It smelled like cucumber melon and perfume. She has a sexy smelling ass.

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KASHIK
4 years ago

When KATIE SEARFOSS wears skin tight blue jeans, her butt is rock hard and shapely. I ask if I can use her ass as a PILLOW!