Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy
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RALPHIE
4 years ago
Teacher called my mommy because I came to school with soiled pants! My butt part of my jeans was really brown, she didn't want me to sit!
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Eddie
4 years ago
Today I was assimilated by TONYA JONES! I got so horny being chased by a sexy women Borg drone in her leopard panty!
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NEWS DUDE
4 years ago
TONYA JONES is a mean Borg drone! She always wears her sexiest panties when she assimilated her men victims. Today she wore her Maidenform lasting leopard panty when she assimilated 50 men!
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Vladimir Putin
4 years ago
I war wacky! I invade Ukraine! I dictate to the world! SUBMIT!
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GAMBINO SOCIAL CLUB
4 years ago
In my club, NO BLACKS, NO JEWS, and especially NO QUEERS!
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David Rossi
4 years ago
I caught the garbage man BOINKING my wife in my bed! I jammed an AXE in his crotch! Don't think he'll be in the mood for sex in a while!♥️
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LESZEK
4 years ago
I failed my psychological evaluation! I like to smell sexy women's asses!
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Sheldon Deldon
4 years ago
LISA KRAMER is a B-I-T-C-H! She knew how much I love my Katie, so she injected her nanoprobes into Katie's bloodstream! Katie turned pale and is now growing raw Borg implants!
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MR PRICK
4 years ago
I told my wife: she's one C-U-N-T hair away from heaven if she overdraws her bank account again!
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Rachel Landis Cartica
4 years ago
Brandon and I wanted more children but my PLUMBING is messed up. I was assimilated by the Borg, I'm human again. But my body still has nanoprobes and Borg implants, probably why I can't have no more children.☹️☹️☹️
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
I slept over Aunt Debbie's. She was wearing her PINK NEGLIGEE. Aunt Debbie sat on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her PINK NEGLIGEE! I couldn't pay attention to the movie we were watching, Aunt Debbie's thighs were thick and see was sitting on my bl*nkey! Aunt Debbie fell asleep during the movie, I looked up her PINK NEGLIGEE and saw she was wearing her pink cheeky panty. Aunt Debbie's butt was so smooth in her PINK NEGLIGEE. I copped a feel when she was sleeping.
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Katie Searfoss
4 years ago
When the Borg assimilated me they made my skin turn pale and my hair on my head fall out. But the hair on my V-A-G-I-N-A and legs stopped growing so I won't have to shave down there no more!
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WORRIED
4 years ago
The women I raped caught me! They're gonna cut my SCROTUM off!
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JON VON JON
4 years ago
I have a fetish----I dream about being assimilated by sexy women Borg drones. Being overpowered, feeling their assimilation tubules inject know my neck, feeling their boobs against my back, grafted in Borg breast mounds!
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John Jacob Astor
4 years ago
My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. I'm getting use to her calling me a FAAGGOT and that my ass is WHOPPED!
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BAD ASS
4 years ago
When my boss fired me, I told him : you know I'm stronger then you. He called the cops, thinking I was threatening him.
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BADASS
4 years ago
I told my boss: even a person like him with LIMITED INTELLECT, has to agree I deserve a raise!
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ENDICORE
4 years ago
My wife says, she's tired of my SUPERIORITY COMPLEX. I told her, it's not a complex, it's a FACT!
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GIDEON
4 years ago
The other day KATIE SEARFOSS was wearing her yoga pants with her butt crack completely showing. I smelled the chair where she sat. It smelled like cucumber melon and perfume. She has a sexy smelling ass.
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KASHIK
4 years ago
When KATIE SEARFOSS wears skin tight blue jeans, her butt is rock hard and shapely. I ask if I can use her ass as a PILLOW!
Teacher called my mommy because I came to school with soiled pants! My butt part of my jeans was really brown, she didn't want me to sit!
Today I was assimilated by TONYA JONES! I got so horny being chased by a sexy women Borg drone in her leopard panty!
TONYA JONES is a mean Borg drone! She always wears her sexiest panties when she assimilated her men victims. Today she wore her Maidenform lasting leopard panty when she assimilated 50 men!
I war wacky! I invade Ukraine! I dictate to the world! SUBMIT!
In my club, NO BLACKS, NO JEWS, and especially NO QUEERS!
I caught the garbage man BOINKING my wife in my bed! I jammed an AXE in his crotch! Don't think he'll be in the mood for sex in a while!♥️
I failed my psychological evaluation! I like to smell sexy women's asses!
LISA KRAMER is a B-I-T-C-H! She knew how much I love my Katie, so she injected her nanoprobes into Katie's bloodstream! Katie turned pale and is now growing raw Borg implants!
I told my wife: she's one C-U-N-T hair away from heaven if she overdraws her bank account again!
Brandon and I wanted more children but my PLUMBING is messed up. I was assimilated by the Borg, I'm human again. But my body still has nanoprobes and Borg implants, probably why I can't have no more children.☹️☹️☹️
I slept over Aunt Debbie's. She was wearing her PINK NEGLIGEE. Aunt Debbie sat on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her PINK NEGLIGEE! I couldn't pay attention to the movie we were watching, Aunt Debbie's thighs were thick and see was sitting on my bl*nkey! Aunt Debbie fell asleep during the movie, I looked up her PINK NEGLIGEE and saw she was wearing her pink cheeky panty. Aunt Debbie's butt was so smooth in her PINK NEGLIGEE. I copped a feel when she was sleeping.
When the Borg assimilated me they made my skin turn pale and my hair on my head fall out. But the hair on my V-A-G-I-N-A and legs stopped growing so I won't have to shave down there no more!
The women I raped caught me! They're gonna cut my SCROTUM off!
I have a fetish----I dream about being assimilated by sexy women Borg drones. Being overpowered, feeling their assimilation tubules inject know my neck, feeling their boobs against my back, grafted in Borg breast mounds!
My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. I'm getting use to her calling me a FAAGGOT and that my ass is WHOPPED!
When my boss fired me, I told him : you know I'm stronger then you. He called the cops, thinking I was threatening him.
I told my boss: even a person like him with LIMITED INTELLECT, has to agree I deserve a raise!
My wife says, she's tired of my SUPERIORITY COMPLEX. I told her, it's not a complex, it's a FACT!
The other day KATIE SEARFOSS was wearing her yoga pants with her butt crack completely showing. I smelled the chair where she sat. It smelled like cucumber melon and perfume. She has a sexy smelling ass.
When KATIE SEARFOSS wears skin tight blue jeans, her butt is rock hard and shapely. I ask if I can use her ass as a PILLOW!