Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy
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Locutus of Borg
3 years ago
Word. Klingon species. A warrior race. You, too, will suck my pale Borg di¢k
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Domingo
3 years ago
My son is retarded. He's in a wheelchair or something.
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
My wife overdrew our bank account again! I told her, this isn't some damn video game where you buy whatever you want!
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EZRA PUSHOG
3 years ago
My nephew keeps bouncing his basketball in my house! He keeps it up, I'll bounce HIS BALLS out of my house!
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VIDEO GAME NERD
3 years ago
Bad news! The playstation SIX will cost 2000 PAKATTAH! Who has that kind of MONEY?!
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John J Lanister
3 years ago
We might as well change America's name to SPIC-NATION.
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Vaughn
3 years ago
I can't remember if my name is Mirika, Lansor or P'Chan
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Vaughn
3 years ago
I remember my name! I'm P'Chan. Son of Dornar and Ansha.
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SHOPPING LIST
3 years ago
1. A box of condoms
2. Ten bottles of vodka
3. The WH0RE at the corner
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KaSnarely Retardly
3 years ago
Star trek discovery got cancelled! Good riddance to that FAGG0T show! I'm hungry.
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EMBARRASSED
3 years ago
My wife and I took a tour of the firehouse down the street. When she saw the pole the firefighters use, she thought it was a STRIPPER'S POLE! She did a performance on it, upside down with her legs spread open! It was a disgrace!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I've been charged with 139 counts of smelling women's asses!
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FREDDY BISTROW
3 years ago
I thought I could fight Joe Casale of Pittston, Pennsylvania, even though he's a fat, Borg tactical drone. It was over in seconds. He held me with his right arm, made his left hand in a fist and injected his thick assimilation tubules in my neck. I just rubbed his ass while being assimilated. I'm becoming a drone.
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Garth
3 years ago
Mike! The next time you feel the urge to steal my wife's panties, remember this: I can erase you from history. It would be as though you never existed!
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Celine Widdick
3 years ago
In case you wanted to know, I wear XS size panties!
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JOKE MAN
3 years ago
My wife said her skin was feeling ROUGH. Then I said, Oh, ROUGH, just the way her mother likes it!
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Fekkish
3 years ago
We WERE going to have potatoes for dinner, but I picked up the hot boiling pot and dropped it! Hot water and potatoes everywhere!
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FARMER DUMB ASS
3 years ago
Do watermelon plants need a lot of water?
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PHIL
3 years ago
This isn't chocolate pudding in my underwear!
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JAYDEN and JAGGER SIZEMORE
3 years ago
We the son's of Tom Sizemore. Our father finally died. We thought he'd never go, the old SKINFLINT! We get his money! He made a loud wet fart sound as he EXPIRED!
Word. Klingon species. A warrior race. You, too, will suck my pale Borg di¢k
My son is retarded. He's in a wheelchair or something.
My wife overdrew our bank account again! I told her, this isn't some damn video game where you buy whatever you want!
My nephew keeps bouncing his basketball in my house! He keeps it up, I'll bounce HIS BALLS out of my house!
Bad news! The playstation SIX will cost 2000 PAKATTAH! Who has that kind of MONEY?!
We might as well change America's name to SPIC-NATION.
I can't remember if my name is Mirika, Lansor or P'Chan
I remember my name! I'm P'Chan. Son of Dornar and Ansha.
1. A box of condoms 2. Ten bottles of vodka 3. The WH0RE at the corner
Star trek discovery got cancelled! Good riddance to that FAGG0T show! I'm hungry.
My wife and I took a tour of the firehouse down the street. When she saw the pole the firefighters use, she thought it was a STRIPPER'S POLE! She did a performance on it, upside down with her legs spread open! It was a disgrace!
I've been charged with 139 counts of smelling women's asses!
I thought I could fight Joe Casale of Pittston, Pennsylvania, even though he's a fat, Borg tactical drone. It was over in seconds. He held me with his right arm, made his left hand in a fist and injected his thick assimilation tubules in my neck. I just rubbed his ass while being assimilated. I'm becoming a drone.
Mike! The next time you feel the urge to steal my wife's panties, remember this: I can erase you from history. It would be as though you never existed!
In case you wanted to know, I wear XS size panties!
My wife said her skin was feeling ROUGH. Then I said, Oh, ROUGH, just the way her mother likes it!
We WERE going to have potatoes for dinner, but I picked up the hot boiling pot and dropped it! Hot water and potatoes everywhere!
Do watermelon plants need a lot of water?
This isn't chocolate pudding in my underwear!
We the son's of Tom Sizemore. Our father finally died. We thought he'd never go, the old SKINFLINT! We get his money! He made a loud wet fart sound as he EXPIRED!