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Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy

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Locutus of Borg
3 years ago

Word. Klingon species. A warrior race. You, too, will suck my pale Borg di¢k

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Domingo
3 years ago

My son is retarded. He's in a wheelchair or something.

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HUSBAND
3 years ago

My wife overdrew our bank account again! I told her, this isn't some damn video game where you buy whatever you want!

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EZRA PUSHOG
3 years ago

My nephew keeps bouncing his basketball in my house! He keeps it up, I'll bounce HIS BALLS out of my house!

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VIDEO GAME NERD
3 years ago

Bad news! The playstation SIX will cost 2000 PAKATTAH! Who has that kind of MONEY?!

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John J Lanister
3 years ago

We might as well change America's name to SPIC-NATION.

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Vaughn
3 years ago

I can't remember if my name is Mirika, Lansor or P'Chan

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Vaughn
3 years ago

I remember my name! I'm P'Chan. Son of Dornar and Ansha.

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SHOPPING LIST
3 years ago

1. A box of condoms 2. Ten bottles of vodka 3. The WH0RE at the corner

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KaSnarely Retardly
3 years ago

Star trek discovery got cancelled! Good riddance to that FAGG0T show! I'm hungry.

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EMBARRASSED
3 years ago

My wife and I took a tour of the firehouse down the street. When she saw the pole the firefighters use, she thought it was a STRIPPER'S POLE! She did a performance on it, upside down with her legs spread open! It was a disgrace!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

I've been charged with 139 counts of smelling women's asses!

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FREDDY BISTROW
3 years ago

I thought I could fight Joe Casale of Pittston, Pennsylvania, even though he's a fat, Borg tactical drone. It was over in seconds. He held me with his right arm, made his left hand in a fist and injected his thick assimilation tubules in my neck. I just rubbed his ass while being assimilated. I'm becoming a drone.

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Garth
3 years ago

Mike! The next time you feel the urge to steal my wife's panties, remember this: I can erase you from history. It would be as though you never existed!

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Celine Widdick
3 years ago

In case you wanted to know, I wear XS size panties!

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JOKE MAN
3 years ago

My wife said her skin was feeling ROUGH. Then I said, Oh, ROUGH, just the way her mother likes it!

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Fekkish
3 years ago

We WERE going to have potatoes for dinner, but I picked up the hot boiling pot and dropped it! Hot water and potatoes everywhere!

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FARMER DUMB ASS
3 years ago

Do watermelon plants need a lot of water?

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PHIL
3 years ago

This isn't chocolate pudding in my underwear!

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JAYDEN and JAGGER SIZEMORE
3 years ago

We the son's of Tom Sizemore. Our father finally died. We thought he'd never go, the old SKINFLINT! We get his money! He made a loud wet fart sound as he EXPIRED!