Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy
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SAL GRUNDGY
4 years ago
People laugh at me! I'm a garbage man for a living and I go to work in a suit! People watch me collect their garbage in a fine suit!
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GIMP
4 years ago
I do things differently. I pay full price to watch the movies at the theater when they're almost over. When I sit down, I try to figure out what the movie is about. What the heck is this movie about?
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
It's hot as FU¢K today! Aunt Debbie took off her pink tank top! She's wearing her sexy, new, pink push up bra with wildflowers. She's walking around the house in her sexy new bra! I need to masturbate!
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
I SWIPED ANOTHER BRA! This time 8I swiped Aunt Debbie's pink push up bra with wildflowers! Aunt Debbie wears 42DDD bras! I ask for a lot of hugs from Aunt Debbie!
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BAD ASS
4 years ago
My boss said, I need to treat him with more respect! Then I said, would you shut the FU¢K UP, FOR ONCE!
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Lea
4 years ago
Daryl. It use to hurt me to tell you to go away, but after the phone calls, the notes on my car, the potpourri in my panties. It's getting a lot easier.
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BUBBA
4 years ago
I had to leave high school. I turned 40!
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Lance
4 years ago
My favorite movie is, ALBINO: A BREAKING BAD movie.
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Fekkish
4 years ago
MARYELLEN LYNOTT QUIGLEY EXTER has 42EE tits! I volunteered to be assimilated by her, when she injected her assimilation tubules into my neck, I lost my strength and rested my face in her huge tits!
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MAD
4 years ago
A fight broke out at my party! The next one who throws a punch will have to answer to me! Now I want to know, who started this $HIT!
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DOOR AJAR
4 years ago
My wife's girlfriends aren't the three stooges. They're the THREE ¢UNTS!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
Toilet can't flush my HORSE-SIZE feces. So I used my neighbors toilets. Now theirs is clogged up. Let them deal with it!
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CARMINE GIOFAGGOT
4 years ago
I love fishing! Except I don't use fishing poles, I toss GRENADES into the water,you should see all the fish chunks floating on the water.
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IAN
4 years ago
I saw MARYELLEN LYNNOT as a Borg drone. Shes bald, pale, grafted in borg body armor. She even has Borg abs! I thought I could fight her, I punched MARYELLEN LYNNOT in her Borg abs, she didn't a feel a thing! She put her right arm around me and overpowered me in seconds! She made her left hand in a fist at my neck and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck! I jumped and grabbed her ass! As MARYELLEN LYNNOT injected her nanoprobes into me, I thought of my life, things I'd never see. My daughter graduating high school getting married. I threw my life away. MARYELLEN LYNNOT assimilated me. Her 42EE tits felt sexy pressed against my back!
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HORNY TOAD
4 years ago
I asked MARYELLEN LYNNOT to assimilate me in her sexiest bra! MARYELLEN LYNNOT was in her nylon leopard bra! She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her assimilation tubules into my neck! I rested my face in her 42EE tits! Huge cleavage in my face as she injected her nanoprobes into me!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
At my carwash, I don't have COMPLIMENTARY COFFEE for you while you wait for your car. I have COMPLIMENTARY DONKEY PORN magazines!
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THE MASTER
4 years ago
When my wife disobeyed me, I just beat her! Then I told her, consider this A STAY OF EXECUTION, BIT¢H!!
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FAGETTI
4 years ago
Hi, folks! I'm on DEATH ROW eating my last meal, burger king. I'm going to get the electric chair. Ohh! I spilled my food! Today's just not my day ☹️
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JOE BIDEN and KAMALA HARRIS
4 years ago
People who support TRUMP need to come to terms with their DISABILITY!
People laugh at me! I'm a garbage man for a living and I go to work in a suit! People watch me collect their garbage in a fine suit!
I do things differently. I pay full price to watch the movies at the theater when they're almost over. When I sit down, I try to figure out what the movie is about. What the heck is this movie about?
It's hot as FU¢K today! Aunt Debbie took off her pink tank top! She's wearing her sexy, new, pink push up bra with wildflowers. She's walking around the house in her sexy new bra! I need to masturbate!
I SWIPED ANOTHER BRA! This time 8I swiped Aunt Debbie's pink push up bra with wildflowers! Aunt Debbie wears 42DDD bras! I ask for a lot of hugs from Aunt Debbie!
My boss said, I need to treat him with more respect! Then I said, would you shut the FU¢K UP, FOR ONCE!
Daryl. It use to hurt me to tell you to go away, but after the phone calls, the notes on my car, the potpourri in my panties. It's getting a lot easier.
I had to leave high school. I turned 40!
My favorite movie is, ALBINO: A BREAKING BAD movie.
MARYELLEN LYNOTT QUIGLEY EXTER has 42EE tits! I volunteered to be assimilated by her, when she injected her assimilation tubules into my neck, I lost my strength and rested my face in her huge tits!
A fight broke out at my party! The next one who throws a punch will have to answer to me! Now I want to know, who started this $HIT!
My wife's girlfriends aren't the three stooges. They're the THREE ¢UNTS!
Toilet can't flush my HORSE-SIZE feces. So I used my neighbors toilets. Now theirs is clogged up. Let them deal with it!
I love fishing! Except I don't use fishing poles, I toss GRENADES into the water,you should see all the fish chunks floating on the water.
I saw MARYELLEN LYNNOT as a Borg drone. Shes bald, pale, grafted in borg body armor. She even has Borg abs! I thought I could fight her, I punched MARYELLEN LYNNOT in her Borg abs, she didn't a feel a thing! She put her right arm around me and overpowered me in seconds! She made her left hand in a fist at my neck and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck! I jumped and grabbed her ass! As MARYELLEN LYNNOT injected her nanoprobes into me, I thought of my life, things I'd never see. My daughter graduating high school getting married. I threw my life away. MARYELLEN LYNNOT assimilated me. Her 42EE tits felt sexy pressed against my back!
I asked MARYELLEN LYNNOT to assimilate me in her sexiest bra! MARYELLEN LYNNOT was in her nylon leopard bra! She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her assimilation tubules into my neck! I rested my face in her 42EE tits! Huge cleavage in my face as she injected her nanoprobes into me!
At my carwash, I don't have COMPLIMENTARY COFFEE for you while you wait for your car. I have COMPLIMENTARY DONKEY PORN magazines!
When my wife disobeyed me, I just beat her! Then I told her, consider this A STAY OF EXECUTION, BIT¢H!!
Hi, folks! I'm on DEATH ROW eating my last meal, burger king. I'm going to get the electric chair. Ohh! I spilled my food! Today's just not my day ☹️
People who support TRUMP need to come to terms with their DISABILITY!
Stop mandatory vaccinations for the military