Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy

STOP mandatory vaccinations for the military!

I smelled my sexy lady mail carriers ass. She said smelling the ass of a Postal service member is a FELONY!

My wife has commitment issues; she wears panties!

I told my wife, her v-a-g-i-n-a is France and I'm coming to invade!

The COPS/PIGS confiscated my machines, cameras, and donkeys! They shut down my DONKEY PORN magazine printing business!

Imma Italian. I definitely have a WOPPED ass!

I couldn't help myself! KATIE SEARFOSS sat on the barstool in her leopard thong. I smelled where KATIE SEARFOSS sat, her butt smells like cucumber melon and perfume.

I was assimilated by KATIE SEARFOSS! Her body was so hot in her Borg body armor. I felt her huge tits in her breast mounds grafted on her chested. When she injected her assimilation tubules in my neck, I gagged and grabbed her ass! The butt body armor really showed off her butt! I lost consciousness and Katie helped me to the ground. Being assimilated by a sexy Borg woman like KATIE SEARFOSS was worth losing my humanity!

Stop using us as testing guinea pigs!

Aunt Debbie was so hot today. She wore her skin tight beige jeans. I opened up her jeans and she was wearing her sexy, new beige lace hipster thong. When she went to take a shower, I couldn't help myself, I swiped her sexy, new beige lace hipster thong, it's my new baby bl*nkey. I'll be sucking my thumb as I snuggle and love Aunt Debbie's sexy new beige lace hipster thong as my bl*nkey!

Somebody call the police! Some big guy is trying to bite a woman!

I graduated from Pittston area high school. I use to be a Borg drone. People ask me if I feel guilty about the innocent people I assimilated when I was a drone. I tell them GUILT IS IRRELEVANT!

For our wedding anniversary, my boyfriend and I traversed the SULFUR LAGOON OF GARATH!

I have a bad temper. When my wife came home and saw the TV screen smashed in with a brick, she asked if the TV did something wrong!

I got a phone call about a boat I won. When I went down to claim it, it was a police sting. YOU FU¢KIN' PIGS! WAIT TIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!!

I've been charged with 139 felony counts of distributing DONKEY PORN to children! Why that's --936 in prison. Guess I better get started!

I'm so sexy! My thighs are firm and tan, and men pay me to let them smell where I just sat!

Stop weakening our countries defense capabilities. The men and women that protect our country are not lab rats and they are the reason we have the freedom and liberties we enjoy with no requirements to speak German, Russian or Chinese.

This is a WAR with a weapon of mass destruction. Why mame and murder your own team? Don't our soldiers give enough?

I came home and caught my husband with this hot blonde in her LACE BRA and PANTY. He claims he DOESN'T KNOW how she got in our house! BULL--S-H-I-T!