Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy

Every morning at 3:33, I always get a phone call. Everytime on the phone it's just some punk kid breathing heavy with his girlfriend!

I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION! Something she is not! Tonight I sleep on the couch!

I told my wife, this isn't ego or vanity, but when god created me, he added substance to the universe. When I die, something wonderful will be lost. I'm nature's finest accomplishment!

I'm a Staff Sargent and currently trying to do RA, with no word on anything. I'm tiered of being bullied and or constantly asked to change my mind

Safety over Freedom!

Freedom over Safety!

My husband is wondering about the WHITE SUBSTANCE on my panties!

I have an obsession with YETIS. I dream about my ass being sn*ffed by YETIS! FU¢KIN' YETIS!

I'm a sexy Borg drone! I use my body to seduce men victims. I hold them with my right arm, make my left hand in a fist and inject my assimilation tubules into their necks. They gag in pain and grab my ass. As I fill up their veins with my nanoprobes from my bloodstream, they run my sexy rock hard butt!

My boss said it's not true the 2020 election stolen. Then I said, it is true, you POMPOUS A$$ HOLE!

I can't even do addition. I ripped up my math test! FINITO! NO MORE!

I've had it with my boyfriend disobeying me! I used my assimilation tubules in my left hand to inject my nanoprobes into his LEFT CEREBRAL HEMISPHERE. The nanoprobes created an implant, one he couldn't resist. Now he just sits there, drooling.

I created my own television network Its called: Taste In Television Services

F U C K I N ' N I G G E R S !

I thought a box of CRACKER JACKS had a WHITE man named Jack inside.

On my wife's body, I'll take this pointer and trace the path of the ovum through the fallopian tube where the uterine lining is flushed through the V-A-G-I-N-A

When my friend and I play chess, I get the white pieces, cause I'm white and my friend gets black cause he's black. That's not racist.

Stop the mandates

I had an inspiration last night! The ERADICATION of disabled people will save America 52 billion dollars a year.

I operate a steamroller. I accidentally ran over some stray cats. Better get the SPATULA.