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Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy

1,635 Comments

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MAD
3 years ago

I tried to set up my new playstation 5, but failed. So I hit it with a SLEDGEHAMMER! Sparks came out and now the damn thing won't even turn on! What's going on with this thing?!

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GIMP
3 years ago

I can hear seagulls. I CAN HEAR GULLS!

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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago

My wife weighs 330 pounds. I asked her to get up, give the couch a breather!

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Jimmy PusHog
3 years ago

When I went outside to get the newspaper, I saw a MERMAID in my swimming pool! She was all happy, splashing about in my swimming pool and I said, EH! You get out of here!

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LEECOW
3 years ago

I'm the leader of the ALBINO IMPERIUM!

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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago

My wife weighs 330 pounds. When she stood up on a plastic porch chair to decorate, the chair broke! She was feeling ashamed, but I laughed anyways!

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PigWart
3 years ago

My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.

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PEASANT
3 years ago

I'm starving and living on the streets of L'KATT!

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SMART ASS
3 years ago

My father asked me if I wanted to become a CHEF like him when I grow up. I said, no, I rather be a MAN!

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Shannon Lamar Jones girlfriend
3 years ago

Went to our old place on Frothingham street. My ass is huge. My car seat cries as I sit on him!

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DANIEL WORMALD
3 years ago

I took something that wasn't mine and sold it for a profit. I'm now a criminal!☹️

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DANIEL WORMALD
3 years ago

I bought a yellow Humvee, but my wife says it looks like a school bus for 6-year old pimps! Stupid ¢unt!

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CHOP SUEY
3 years ago

Chinese food gives me DIAHREA!

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Holly Madison
3 years ago

I use to be Hugh Hefner's bit¢h. One day I scooted a table over and he WHIPPED ME! Guess he didn't like the way I scooted the table over!

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FRITZ
3 years ago

I can't get a woman! I give myself a HICKEY with my VACUUM CLEANER!☹️☹️☹️☹️

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LEECOW
3 years ago

When I watched STAR TREK DISCOVERY, I couldn't stop PUKING!

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WORLD NEWS FAG
3 years ago

Since January 2022, 5 million beaners have invaded America!

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Vaughn
3 years ago

I can't remember if my name is Mirika, Lansor or P'Chan!

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Vaughn
3 years ago

I remember my name! I'm P'Chan! Son of Dorna and Ansha!

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P'Chan Moreshower
3 years ago

Kevin O'Neal! You rat-faced ninny!