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Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy

1,635 Comments

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FATHER
3 years ago

My bastard son and his A$$ HOLE friend laugh at my brain farts. They asked me, name an animal with THREE letters in its name. I said ALLIGATOR! They couldn't stop laughing!

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SAL MONELLA
3 years ago

My name is a F-U-C-K-I-N-G joke! SAL MONELLA?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!

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Vanessa O Cunt
3 years ago

My husband finally EXPIRED! I thought he'd never die the old SKINFLINT!

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Lamaar Jones
3 years ago

I'm still annoying the old neighborhood! I sent my ape son and Elijah to Kevin's house!

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Neighbor
3 years ago

I live next to annoying N-I-G-G-E-R children! Thank you commie-democrats!

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Dirk
3 years ago

I'm sick of these CAMP MCFAGGOT poisoned water commercials!

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DARION BASCO
3 years ago

My wife sm*cks me when I smell where she just sat!

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DARION BASCO
3 years ago

My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color they're wearing!

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Charles
3 years ago

My wife says I have more hair on my BALLS then on my HEAD!

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POLITICAL PLUS
3 years ago

BIDEN looked like HITLER on tv!

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Renee Auberjoinois
3 years ago

How the hell do you pronounce my last name. EVEN I CAN'T!

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LEECOW
3 years ago

I took this hot blonde up to my bedroom and said, don't worry about your panties. You won't be wearing them much longer!

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J Banks
3 years ago

Walter! If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine, you stupid SON OF A BEACH!

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CARMINE GIOFAGGOT
3 years ago

My boss has a bathtub in his office. Bastard was taking a BUBBLE BATH when he FIRED my ass☹️☹️☹️☹️

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RETARD-O
3 years ago

When my parents threw me a party, I said I wanted to be PAID to go to MY party!

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BAD ASS
3 years ago

I told my boss, he didn't give me that raise cause he's a man of LIMITED INTELLECT!

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WORLD NEWS FAG
3 years ago

Today in 1985, the wreck of the R.M.S. OLYMPIC was found at the bottom of the North Atlantic!

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Vanessa O Cunt
3 years ago

My husband isn't a man. He's a PANTY WASTE!

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Bubba
3 years ago

For my last year's high school talent show, I made noises with my armpit, I lost. This year I did a loud wet fart! I lost again! Why?!

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Thomas James Lynott
3 years ago

LISA KRAMER'S V-A-G-I-N-A is NOT an exclusive club!