Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy
1,635 Comments
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Mysterion
3 years ago
Target the the center of the GESTAPO!
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Hazel Smith
3 years ago
After my Ronald passed away, I moved into a nursing home. They were in charge of my money. Then one day they said it was all gone! What happened? Where could of it gone?!
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Les
3 years ago
I've had is with my son's complaining! I told him to GATHER UP HIS PUS and get out!
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EdJane DeMarco
3 years ago
My daughter , Amber, needs 6XL size panties. Maybe she should work at the PIGGLY WIGGLY store!
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Thomas James Lynott
3 years ago
My goddaughters V-A-G-I-N-A is a SPERM DUMPSTER!
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EdJane DeMarco
3 years ago
My daughter, Amber needs 6XL size panties. When I held her underwear out to see the size of them, I was like, WHOA! I'm putting that PORKER on a diet! PRONTO!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
In front of me in the checkout line was KATIE SEARFOSS. I smelled her butt and got busted!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
My dog can smell women's asses, why can't I?
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Duke
3 years ago
My PENIS is royalty. You may address him as SIR PENIS.
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Amber DeMarco
3 years ago
Every pair of panties I buy look so sad. They see my thunder butt cheeks. I need 6XL size panties ☹️☹️☹️
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Amber DeMarco
3 years ago
When I'm at school, my chair that I sit on cries. I wear 6XL size panties! My thighs and butt bulges off the chair! I'm so ashamed!
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Amber DeMarco
3 years ago
I'm 17 and wear 6XL size panties. When I went to sit on our couch, our couch ran away! It said it didn't deserve to have my butt of death sitting on his face! I'm so ashamed!
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CLEMENT
3 years ago
My wife brought CONSERVATIVE TRUMP SUPPORTERS in my house! I don't want these CREATURES in my home!
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Jana Martin
3 years ago
I use to teach at Wilkes-Barre area vocational technical school. My husband is Gary and my one child is Emily. Her ass smells sexy like mine!
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
I just stole Katie Searfoss' panties! I didn't smell her butt!
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FATHER
3 years ago
I was taking my bastard son and his A$$ HOLE friend home from dinner then I had a brain fart! I couldn't remember where I LIVED! I drove around and around but couldn't find MY HOUSE! They couldn't get laughing!
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DIRK
3 years ago
My wife and her friends were all smoking in the house at once. I asked, what game are you playing? Seeing who gets cancer first!
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FATHER
3 years ago
My son wants a raise in his allowance. Maybe he'll take a slap in the face with a paint can maybe?
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Andrew
3 years ago
I have nice things in my underwear drawer. Thongs, regular underwear, gimp suits!
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Harry Dick
3 years ago
My name is a F-U-C-K-I-N-G joke! HARRY DICK?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!
Target the the center of the GESTAPO!
After my Ronald passed away, I moved into a nursing home. They were in charge of my money. Then one day they said it was all gone! What happened? Where could of it gone?!
I've had is with my son's complaining! I told him to GATHER UP HIS PUS and get out!
My daughter , Amber, needs 6XL size panties. Maybe she should work at the PIGGLY WIGGLY store!
My goddaughters V-A-G-I-N-A is a SPERM DUMPSTER!
My daughter, Amber needs 6XL size panties. When I held her underwear out to see the size of them, I was like, WHOA! I'm putting that PORKER on a diet! PRONTO!
In front of me in the checkout line was KATIE SEARFOSS. I smelled her butt and got busted!
My dog can smell women's asses, why can't I?
My PENIS is royalty. You may address him as SIR PENIS.
Every pair of panties I buy look so sad. They see my thunder butt cheeks. I need 6XL size panties ☹️☹️☹️
When I'm at school, my chair that I sit on cries. I wear 6XL size panties! My thighs and butt bulges off the chair! I'm so ashamed!
I'm 17 and wear 6XL size panties. When I went to sit on our couch, our couch ran away! It said it didn't deserve to have my butt of death sitting on his face! I'm so ashamed!
My wife brought CONSERVATIVE TRUMP SUPPORTERS in my house! I don't want these CREATURES in my home!
I use to teach at Wilkes-Barre area vocational technical school. My husband is Gary and my one child is Emily. Her ass smells sexy like mine!
I just stole Katie Searfoss' panties! I didn't smell her butt!
I was taking my bastard son and his A$$ HOLE friend home from dinner then I had a brain fart! I couldn't remember where I LIVED! I drove around and around but couldn't find MY HOUSE! They couldn't get laughing!
My wife and her friends were all smoking in the house at once. I asked, what game are you playing? Seeing who gets cancer first!
My son wants a raise in his allowance. Maybe he'll take a slap in the face with a paint can maybe?
I have nice things in my underwear drawer. Thongs, regular underwear, gimp suits!
My name is a F-U-C-K-I-N-G joke! HARRY DICK?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!