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Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy

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Gottfried Johns
3 years ago

General Arkardy Ourmov, head of space division.

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Tyrus Kitt
3 years ago

201.6 201.6 201.6 201.6 My first day at Gustavo Frings meth lab, 201.6, the weight of the meth shipment!

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Tyrus Kitt
3 years ago

After i said 201.6, mike asked me to give walter whites meth a second weight check!

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Tyrus Kitt
3 years ago

201.6! FU¢KING 201.6!

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Tyrus Kitt
3 years ago

201.6! 201.6! Why can't I get that number out of my head?! Thank you, WALTER WHITE!

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Domingo
3 years ago

My son is retarded. He's in a wheelchair or something.

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LESZEK
3 years ago

At my party, we talked about my wife's ass and how to pinch it!

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Tyrus Kitt
3 years ago

Nacho Varga was supposed to take five packs of meth, he grabbed six. I said, Hey! Forget how to count?!

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Tyrus Kitt
3 years ago

Mike asked me what was the count for Walter White's meth shipment. I said 201.6---yeah.

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FATHER
3 years ago

I let my son have a party today and then I received a call from the police about an INDECENT SEX ACT at the party! Junior! I'm going to snap your BALLS off!

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DARREN PUSHOG
3 years ago

My wife is so hot she puts HONEY on her HINEY and I LICK it off!

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HUSBAND
3 years ago

My wife and her friends were all smoking in the house at once! I asked, what game are you playing? Seeing who gets cancer first?!

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Phillip
3 years ago

When my wife sits, her thong sticks out. My friends take pictures for their PERSONAL use.

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FIRST CLASS ASS HOLE
3 years ago

Hello, room service? I'm afraid this room won't due. What's wrong with the room? It's not good enough for me. I deserve better!

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General Big Butt
3 years ago

I have wax mannequins of the worlds greatest leaders. SADDAM HUSSEIN, BENITO MOUSSILINI, ADOLF HITLER. I call them leaders but my wife calls them BUTCHERS!

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CAPTAIN
3 years ago

Mr. McFaggot! We're in your capable hands, til we leave port, then you have your orders. We have a rendezvous this evening in France!

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POLITICAL PLUS
3 years ago

TRUMP supporters are just angry, racist, animal things!

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BIG ED
3 years ago

My wife apologized to our friends because they couldn't sit on the couch after all the farting I did! What is she trying to say?!

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BIG ED
3 years ago

My wife said our CANARY died after I took a dump! What is she trying to say?!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

I have a DONKEY PORN magazine business. I'm going to distribute my magazines in my son's elementary school.