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Stand with our Military Servicemembers for Medical Autonomy

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Yolanda
3 years ago

You see what you wrote on the petition? YOU DEAD! Don't you say nothing! Don't you look nothing! I told you I kill you dead!

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Moesha
3 years ago

Got a big date with Roscoe! Better wear my crotchless thong and easy access dress!

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Amanda Janiga Williams
3 years ago

When I shave my V-A-G-I-N-A, I sell my V-A-G-I-N-A hair to horny men!

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Bruce Alan Boedeker
3 years ago

I walked into the set of criminal minds and I smelled A. J. COOK'S ass! Smelled like perfume!

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Sid
3 years ago

BROOKE FAITH CONSENZA has a sexy smelling butt. I smelled where she sat, she left a sexy perfume butt smell on the chair!

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Sid
3 years ago

BROOKE FAITH CONSENZA is a good girl. She wears XS size panties!

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Sid
3 years ago

BROOKE FAITH CONSENZA is only 4 ft 8 inches tall and weighs 90 pounds. She's perfect for a PU$$Y licking!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

I told my wife to ASSUME THE POSITION! She spread her legs to open up her V-A-G-I-N-A!

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Mr Sick
3 years ago

My JEWISH friends held a costume contest! I dressed up as ADOLF HITLER! SEIG-HEIL SEIG-HEIL!

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McSped
3 years ago

1+1=??? 2+2=??? 0-0=??? As you can see, I couldn't answer any of the questions!

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SMART ASS
3 years ago

I told my boss his wife was dead, she walked through a PLATE-GLASS window, there was blood everywhere! Idiot fell for it!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

I have a DONKEY PORN magazine business. I hook the donkeys up to a machine that stimulates their genitals so they can get a BONER!

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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago

A.J. COOK from criminal minds, her V-A-G-I-N-A, YUM-YUM -YUM!

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ENDICORE
3 years ago

I told my wife, this isn't ego or vanity. But when god created me, he added substance to the universe. When I die, something wonderful will be lost. I'm nature's finest accomplishment!

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Bennett J Bennett
3 years ago

Today is the anniversary of the ALBINO destroying the world trade center ca-ca's!

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Benjamin Ernst
3 years ago

My son was born today. When I held him for the first time, I DROPPED HIM ON HIS HEAD! Not a good start☹️

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De Lancie
3 years ago

My son brought METH into my house! You miserable little smack head! GET THE HELL OUT!

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WENDY PUSHOG
3 years ago

I have medical issues. Like PENIS WITHDRAWAL and SCHLONGUS INTERRUPTUS!

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Aaron
3 years ago

My wife gets mad when I use the panty she just wore as my baby bl*nkey! I even suck my thumb!

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Fekkish
3 years ago

This isn't chocolate pudding in my underwear!