C0CK SUCKER! If I had my way, you'd spend the rest of your life rotting in prison like an animal! You wrecked half the city!
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Holly Madison
3 years ago
Kendra Wilkinson don't like me cause my ass smells sexier--yeah.
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
My wife says our sex is lousy since I got TESTICULAR CANCER ☹️
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FATHER
3 years ago
My son wants a raise in his allowance. Maybe he wants a slap in the face with a paint can?
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Ashlee Johnson
4 years ago
I'm so sexy, men pay to SMELL MY ASS! I can now buy a new house!
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Lisa Kramer sexy little albino
4 years ago
MARYELLEN LYNOTT is a big girl. She wears 3XL size panties and her bra is a 42DDD!!!
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Bruce Alan Boedeker
4 years ago
Good News! I finally got my PERIOD! Jim lives in Thailand.
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Sakkath
4 years ago
My wife said she wants a job. I told her, shes a woman, try to behave like one!
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Lisa Kramer Sexy little Albino
4 years ago
My nephew Mitchell has a cute butt! I live at 76 Breese street in Pennsylvania.
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El Burro of the Diablos
4 years ago
I'm never going to AMISH COUNTRY ever again! I mean, AMISH COUNTRY is totally lawless. I'm talking about METH LABS, RAPE GANGS, PEOPLE'S HEADS CHOPPED OFF---
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Yolanda
4 years ago
Man! It's hot as FU¢K outside!
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LEECOW
4 years ago
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My party didn't go so well. My wife use to be a Borg drone. When she got mad, she grabbed our guests one at a time and injected her assimilation tubules into them! Who's going to come to my parties? Who'd want to have Borg technology injected into them!
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Bruce Alan Boedeker
4 years ago
I have OVARIES! I've been MENSTRUATING all my life! Jim lives in Thailand.
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LEECOW
4 years ago
I created my own sitcom! On my show my son plays the A$$ HOLE!!
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MAD
4 years ago
I thought this was a free country! When I went to get my hunting license, I asked if I could HUNT HUMANS! They had me committed to a mental hospital!
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
Aunt Debbie loves using my yellow baby bl*nkey as a cushion on her stool as she works on her computer. I washed bl*nkey today, Aunt Debbie quickly captured bl*nkey. Took bl*nkey out of the dryer put him on her stool, pulled her jean shorts down, and sat on my bl*nkey in her blue thong with flowers. Aunt Debbie's sexy lotion butt smell quickly replaced the clean fabric softener smell!
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DEYOS
4 years ago
I'm sick of my wife's complaining. I'm just gonna run my house like a concentration camp!
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DEYOS
4 years ago
My wife says the U.S. constitution gives her freedom. I yelled at her, no it does not! No one has freedom in my house unless I ALLOW IT!
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Rosalita Sanchez
4 years ago
I bumped into the guys who smelled my butt from my FLAMINGO days!☹️
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WORRIED
4 years ago
I'm in trouble! My brother and I was fighting with bamboo sticks with knives on the end. When I knocked him to the ground, I couldn't help myself, I had to stab him. I stabbed his right kidney! Hes not breathing!
C0CK SUCKER! If I had my way, you'd spend the rest of your life rotting in prison like an animal! You wrecked half the city!
Kendra Wilkinson don't like me cause my ass smells sexier--yeah.
My wife says our sex is lousy since I got TESTICULAR CANCER ☹️
My son wants a raise in his allowance. Maybe he wants a slap in the face with a paint can?
I'm so sexy, men pay to SMELL MY ASS! I can now buy a new house!
MARYELLEN LYNOTT is a big girl. She wears 3XL size panties and her bra is a 42DDD!!!
Good News! I finally got my PERIOD! Jim lives in Thailand.
My wife said she wants a job. I told her, shes a woman, try to behave like one!
My nephew Mitchell has a cute butt! I live at 76 Breese street in Pennsylvania.
I'm never going to AMISH COUNTRY ever again! I mean, AMISH COUNTRY is totally lawless. I'm talking about METH LABS, RAPE GANGS, PEOPLE'S HEADS CHOPPED OFF---
Man! It's hot as FU¢K outside!
My party didn't go so well. My wife use to be a Borg drone. When she got mad, she grabbed our guests one at a time and injected her assimilation tubules into them! Who's going to come to my parties? Who'd want to have Borg technology injected into them!
I have OVARIES! I've been MENSTRUATING all my life! Jim lives in Thailand.
I created my own sitcom! On my show my son plays the A$$ HOLE!!
I thought this was a free country! When I went to get my hunting license, I asked if I could HUNT HUMANS! They had me committed to a mental hospital!
Aunt Debbie loves using my yellow baby bl*nkey as a cushion on her stool as she works on her computer. I washed bl*nkey today, Aunt Debbie quickly captured bl*nkey. Took bl*nkey out of the dryer put him on her stool, pulled her jean shorts down, and sat on my bl*nkey in her blue thong with flowers. Aunt Debbie's sexy lotion butt smell quickly replaced the clean fabric softener smell!
I'm sick of my wife's complaining. I'm just gonna run my house like a concentration camp!
My wife says the U.S. constitution gives her freedom. I yelled at her, no it does not! No one has freedom in my house unless I ALLOW IT!
I bumped into the guys who smelled my butt from my FLAMINGO days!☹️
I'm in trouble! My brother and I was fighting with bamboo sticks with knives on the end. When I knocked him to the ground, I couldn't help myself, I had to stab him. I stabbed his right kidney! Hes not breathing!