I'm in trouble! I put my brothers head in the CAR DOORJAM and kept slamming it on his head! Hes not breathing!
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WORRIED
4 years ago
I'm in trouble! I wanted to do a chokehold on my brother. Even after he passed out I kept squeezing and squeezing his throat! Hes not breathing!
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ANGRY BLACK DUDE
4 years ago
Cops may wear uniforms, but what's inside of those uniforms isn't human at all! More like---VICIOUS ANIMAL THINGS!
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
Aunt Debbie is so hot today! She's wearing her skin tight light blue jean shorts! Her shorts are WAY up her butt crack. I opened up her shorts and saw she's wearing her sexy, new blue thong with flowers on it! Soon I'll swipe her sexy new thong and turn it into my newest baby bl*nkey! I'll be sucking my thumb as I snuggle and love Aunt Debbie's sexy, intimate, blue thong with flowers on it!
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
I just got home with Aunt Debbie's sexy, new blue thong with flowers on I! She just bought it yesterday, wore it once, and I swiped it when she was in the shower!
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John Jacob Astor
4 years ago
My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. She knows I'm Italian, she calls me DAGO, and tells me i have a WOPPED ASS! Im getting use to her insulting me.
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KROMAGG DICKBAG
4 years ago
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When my people invaded Earth-138, the humans there tried to fight us with primitive F-18 fighter jets. We destroyed thousands of them!
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BAD ASS
4 years ago
I told my boss, he didn't give me that raise cause he's a man of LIMITED INTELLECT!
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Minka
4 years ago
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Maria! It's Mama! It's your Papa, we had this fight and he ran away! I couldn't remember your phone number, but I know you read this petition. I can't stop crying! I WANT MY BORIS!☹️
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HAPPY
4 years ago
I just opened up my Mexican restaurant! It's called SPIC-AND-SPAN!
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
Today I confiscated another new panty Aunt Debbie just bought and wore only once, her orange lace thong with orange wildflowers on the v-a-g-i-n-a. She wore her orange lace thong with wildflowers with her orange tie-dye skirt. I get so horny when she coordinates her undies with her skirts or pants!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
I'm going to expand my DONKEY PORN magazine business. Im going to distribute my DONKEY PORN magazines in my son's elementary school!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
I keep a TOILET JOURNAL! I record, the size, color, and texture of my feces!
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
On other ipetitions, people know me as the fut who swipes his sexy aunt Debbie's panties! Today aunt Debbie took me panty shopping with her, she bought two sexy lace panties, and two sexy things. Today I LIFTED her green lace panty with rose pattern. It's my newest baby bl*nkey!
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Locutus of Borg
4 years ago
Word. Klingon species. A warrior race. You, too, will suck my pale Borg DI¢K!
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James
4 years ago
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YOU! Have no FU¢KING idea! How could you do this to me? I hope you understand. Why I have to put this gun in my mouth!
I'm in trouble! I put my brothers head in the CAR DOORJAM and kept slamming it on his head! Hes not breathing!
I'm in trouble! I wanted to do a chokehold on my brother. Even after he passed out I kept squeezing and squeezing his throat! Hes not breathing!
Cops may wear uniforms, but what's inside of those uniforms isn't human at all! More like---VICIOUS ANIMAL THINGS!
Aunt Debbie is so hot today! She's wearing her skin tight light blue jean shorts! Her shorts are WAY up her butt crack. I opened up her shorts and saw she's wearing her sexy, new blue thong with flowers on it! Soon I'll swipe her sexy new thong and turn it into my newest baby bl*nkey! I'll be sucking my thumb as I snuggle and love Aunt Debbie's sexy, intimate, blue thong with flowers on it!
I just got home with Aunt Debbie's sexy, new blue thong with flowers on I! She just bought it yesterday, wore it once, and I swiped it when she was in the shower!
My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. She knows I'm Italian, she calls me DAGO, and tells me i have a WOPPED ASS! Im getting use to her insulting me.
When my people invaded Earth-138, the humans there tried to fight us with primitive F-18 fighter jets. We destroyed thousands of them!
I told my boss, he didn't give me that raise cause he's a man of LIMITED INTELLECT!
Maria! It's Mama! It's your Papa, we had this fight and he ran away! I couldn't remember your phone number, but I know you read this petition. I can't stop crying! I WANT MY BORIS!☹️
I just opened up my Mexican restaurant! It's called SPIC-AND-SPAN!
Today I confiscated another new panty Aunt Debbie just bought and wore only once, her orange lace thong with orange wildflowers on the v-a-g-i-n-a. She wore her orange lace thong with wildflowers with her orange tie-dye skirt. I get so horny when she coordinates her undies with her skirts or pants!
I'm going to expand my DONKEY PORN magazine business. Im going to distribute my DONKEY PORN magazines in my son's elementary school!
I keep a TOILET JOURNAL! I record, the size, color, and texture of my feces!
On other ipetitions, people know me as the fut who swipes his sexy aunt Debbie's panties! Today aunt Debbie took me panty shopping with her, she bought two sexy lace panties, and two sexy things. Today I LIFTED her green lace panty with rose pattern. It's my newest baby bl*nkey!
Word. Klingon species. A warrior race. You, too, will suck my pale Borg DI¢K!
YOU! Have no FU¢KING idea! How could you do this to me? I hope you understand. Why I have to put this gun in my mouth!
The ¢O¢K SUCKER is dead! Get over it!!!
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Soren belongs in the yearbook! Love you Soren!
With much love and support✨