To [email protected] Snitker family mail has become an intricate part of our lives. We have learned to retreat into dark rooms and communicate via typing on a computer rather than speaking in person. It has become our family\'s lifeblood. However recently do to corporate scandals, higher tuition costs, the "Global war on terrorism", the 2008 presidential election, the NASA development of the new lunar module, Britney and K-Feds custody battle, the rising cost of fuel in America, and Al Gore, we have not been able to send or receive "Snitker Family Mail". This lack of communication has led to much sectarian violence and created a "Cane and Able" attitude amongst the Snitker\'s. It is with great authority that we the Snitker family DEMAND that our Snitker Family Mail be restored at once. We will no longer stand for living in a society where we communicate face to face. We will fight and win the war against the "Society against Snitker Family Mail". We will not retreat (until we have mail to write), we will never give up! Restore our Snitker Family mail at once!!!