Attention MA staff! We urgently petition for the reinstatement of our beloved vending machine in the lounge, as the current absence has led to a crisis of epic proportions: a horde of semi hungry teachers roaming the halls like snack deprived zombies. Rumor has it that Amy and Krystal's math equations are just now desperate pleas for snacks, Jamila is getting skinnier by the minute, and Laney's once inspirational classroom setups have just morphed into enraged rants about the Kit Kat, Honey Buns, and Hot Cheeto shortage. If something isn't done soon, we may witness a teacher uprising fueled by empty bellies and hangriness. Join us in asking Mr. Dicus to restore our snack time sanity before our fellow educators, coworkers, friends, and MA family become snack hungry withering away beasts. Please sign below to petition for our beloved beloved vending machines to be restored to their right spots in our MA home.
Please Jake, save us from this crisis.
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In support of my hangry and thirsty coworkers, I fully support reinstatement of the vending machines.
My bestie is withering away! Help her!
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Attention MA staff! We urgently petition for the reinstatement of our beloved vending machine in the lounge, as the current absence has led to a crisis of epic proportions: a horde of semi hungry teachers roaming the halls like snack deprived zombies. Rumor has it that Amy and Krystal's math equations are just now desperate pleas for snacks, Jamila is getting skinnier by the minute, and Laney's once inspirational classroom setups have just morphed into enraged rants about the Kit Kat, Honey Buns, and Hot Cheeto shortage. If something isn't done soon, we may witness a teacher uprising fueled by empty bellies and hangriness. Join us in asking Mr. Dicus to restore our snack time sanity before our fellow educators, coworkers, friends, and MA family become snack hungry withering away beasts. Please sign below to petition for our beloved beloved vending machines to be restored to their right spots in our MA home.
Please Jake, save us from this crisis.
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I used the machine, and I agree with this statement. I'd also like to see some healthy options in one.
In support of my hangry and thirsty coworkers, I fully support reinstatement of the vending machines.
My bestie is withering away! Help her!
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I used the machine, and I agree with this statement. I'd also like to see some healthy options in one.