My dear fellow humans.

I am Zee Kamal, the king of Sialkot.

I hereby put in a formal request to the establishment of Pakistan to declare Sialkot an independent state.

As we all know Sialkot is the powerhouse of the world. From Tesla to Textiles to Taxis to Testicals surgeries, Sialkot leads the world. Sialkot is the leading manufacturer of microchips that are an integral part of the upcoming iPhone 18 Pro Sex.

Due to Sialkot's economic boom, immigration to Sialkot from the rest of Pakistan has been on the rise. Not only this is affecting the locals, but also bringing drug culture to the city.

Everybody wants to come to Sialkot to get a slice of my cake, but I made this big cake myself over the years. I don't want to share. I only want to give this beautiful cake to Sialkotis.

Hence, therefore, fortunately, and exquisitely, I, Zee Kamal, the king of Sialkot demand independence or a fully autonomous state.

The proposal also contains potential flag and the sialkot towers as the capital of the newly established state of Sialkot.

Thank you.