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His carefully honed talents for muzzling Environmental Scientists who warn him about the Tar Sands & Pipelines dangers, will come in very handy against the Solar wind storms!
His penchant for ignoring First Nation Treaty Rights and Hunger Strikes that plead for his immediate attention will make the worrisome and gruelling trip that much easier. These traits have earned Harper our very best efforts to win him this one way ticket off of Earth.
Let's make Stephen's dreams of being a world leader come true and solve Canada's problems! Let's give the BBC an applicant they CAN NOT REFUSE!
Sorry Mars & Martians.
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May 18, 2014
The momentum behind this idea has become impossible to ignore even when I feel exhausted by the daily grind of keeping it alive. People are finally seeing the logic in sending our leadership on a long journey away from the problems here at home.
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I'd rather send him to Venus, the toxic atmosphere should be right up his alley ! But either way,, just get a asshole off my planet !
But maybe he'd like to explore the unharnessed commercial energy potential of the sun? Surely Enbridge and whomever the hell else he's working for would benefit from that kind of up-close-and-personal recon!
Watch out Mars, Space Junk coming your way...
Not far enough but OK!
Not far enough but OK!
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Please do it quickly
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-22146456
His carefully honed talents for muzzling Environmental Scientists who warn him about the Tar Sands & Pipelines dangers, will come in very handy against the Solar wind storms!
His penchant for ignoring First Nation Treaty Rights and Hunger Strikes that plead for his immediate attention will make the worrisome and gruelling trip that much easier. These traits have earned Harper our very best efforts to win him this one way ticket off of Earth.
Let's make Stephen's dreams of being a world leader come true and solve Canada's problems! Let's give the BBC an applicant they CAN NOT REFUSE!
Sorry Mars & Martians.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-22146456
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May 18, 2014
The momentum behind this idea has become impossible to ignore even when I feel exhausted by the daily grind of keeping it alive. People are finally seeing the logic in sending our leadership on a long journey away from the problems here at home.
15 Comments
And just in case Harper won't go vote NDP in October and at least get him and his party out of government.
I'd rather send him to Venus, the toxic atmosphere should be right up his alley ! But either way,, just get a asshole off my planet !
But maybe he'd like to explore the unharnessed commercial energy potential of the sun? Surely Enbridge and whomever the hell else he's working for would benefit from that kind of up-close-and-personal recon!
Watch out Mars, Space Junk coming your way...
Not far enough but OK!
Not far enough but OK!
OMG - You find the most amazing sh*t when you're on vacation!
Please do it quickly
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And just in case Harper won't go vote NDP in October and at least get him and his party out of government.