Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.

Ryan’s Beard

Personal & In-Jokes

Ryan’s Beard

Closed — 31 supporters

Final supporters

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NDia

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Sade

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Ruby C.

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Lucy B.

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Claire L.

C

Christine i.

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Ryan S.

J

Julie

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Fernanda Y.

K

Kathie N.

+21 more

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Started by Camille Camille 8 years, 11 months ago

2 Updates 14 Comments

My friend Ryan is growing a disgusting beard and he needs to be stopped.

Personal Petition Community In Joke

Updates

October 8, 2017

Ryan is still refusing to pick up a razor despite the overwhelming evidence against his facial hair. Send him a text right now telling him it is time to shave. We need to keep the pressure on until he gives in.

October 8, 2017

The sheer scale of this movement against Ryan's chin suggests he has nowhere left to hide. Post this link on your social media feeds right now and text three friends to demand he pick up a razor before the end of the week.

14 Comments

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Kevin Edwards

8 years ago Featured

it looks like a bird nest honestly just shave it ryan

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Sarah Velez

8 years ago Featured

MY EYES ARE BURNING

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Mike Rodriguez

8 years ago Featured

i knew a guy who had one like that and it got spiders in it so yeah cut it off man

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NDia

8 years ago

I AM HERE TO SUPPORT SADÉ!

S

Sade

8 years ago

Like Uncle Joey said on Full House, "cut it out"

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Ruby Calhoun

8 years ago

shave it off

R

Ryan Scholes

8 years ago

Whose Mans is that?

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Julie

8 years ago

Pls make it go away:)

Read all 14 comments

Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.

Ryan’s Beard

Personal & In-Jokes

Ryan’s Beard

Closed — 31 supporters

Final supporters

N

NDia

S

Sade

R

Ruby C.

L

Lucy B.

C

Claire L.

C

Christine i.

R

Ryan S.

J

Julie

F

Fernanda Y.

K

Kathie N.

+21 more

CC

Started by Camille Camille 8 years, 11 months ago

2 Updates 14 Comments

My friend Ryan is growing a disgusting beard and he needs to be stopped.

Personal Petition Community In Joke

Updates

October 8, 2017

Ryan is still refusing to pick up a razor despite the overwhelming evidence against his facial hair. Send him a text right now telling him it is time to shave. We need to keep the pressure on until he gives in.

October 8, 2017

The sheer scale of this movement against Ryan's chin suggests he has nowhere left to hide. Post this link on your social media feeds right now and text three friends to demand he pick up a razor before the end of the week.

14 Comments

K

Kevin Edwards

8 years ago Featured

it looks like a bird nest honestly just shave it ryan

S

Sarah Velez

8 years ago Featured

MY EYES ARE BURNING

M

Mike Rodriguez

8 years ago Featured

i knew a guy who had one like that and it got spiders in it so yeah cut it off man

N

NDia

8 years ago

I AM HERE TO SUPPORT SADÉ!

S

Sade

8 years ago

Like Uncle Joey said on Full House, "cut it out"

R

Ruby Calhoun

8 years ago

shave it off

R

Ryan Scholes

8 years ago

Whose Mans is that?

J

Julie

8 years ago

Pls make it go away:)

Read all 14 comments

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