Ryan Ross has so much potential that is going waste every day he walks around with them damn caterpillars on his face.
if you have a heart, you'll sign the petition. Its for a good cause.
Save Ryan's eyebrows before its too late.
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August 18, 2015
The photos keep coming in and the situation is more urgent than I first thought. Post this link on your Instagram story today. Tell your friends that Ryan needs our intervention immediately.
August 18, 2015
The momentum behind this effort is growing and it proves that people are finally ready to address these eyebrows. Post this link to your Facebook feed right now to ensure the message reaches Ryan. Text three friends to get them on board before we escalate our next move.
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if he gets his eybrows did up ill kidnap him and brendo to make them reenact the milk fic. true story
they look like two fuzzy slugs just chillin above his eyes. someone get this man a wax strip asap
it actually hurts to look at photos of him lately. fix it before the eyebrows gain sentience
Ryan's eyebrows? Did you mean kidnapped dachshund? Ryan Ross has kidnapped many dogs. Dorothy has also been taken against her will, along with these two dachshunds. Ryan must be stopped. He is a professional dog napper, and must be caught soon!
THEY R LITERALLY TAKING OVER HIS WHOLE FACE. PLS RYAN U HAVE MONEY JUST GO TO A SALON
yes ryan shave off the eyebrows
i’m sorry, i will if this gets enough ;)
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Ryan Ross has so much potential that is going waste every day he walks around with them damn caterpillars on his face.
if you have a heart, you'll sign the petition. Its for a good cause.
Save Ryan's eyebrows before its too late.
Updates
August 18, 2015
The photos keep coming in and the situation is more urgent than I first thought. Post this link on your Instagram story today. Tell your friends that Ryan needs our intervention immediately.
August 18, 2015
The momentum behind this effort is growing and it proves that people are finally ready to address these eyebrows. Post this link to your Facebook feed right now to ensure the message reaches Ryan. Text three friends to get them on board before we escalate our next move.
45 Comments
i posted this on @ryyyanross to get more signs. make ryan's eyebrows great again.
if he gets his eybrows did up ill kidnap him and brendo to make them reenact the milk fic. true story
they look like two fuzzy slugs just chillin above his eyes. someone get this man a wax strip asap
it actually hurts to look at photos of him lately. fix it before the eyebrows gain sentience
Ryan's eyebrows? Did you mean kidnapped dachshund? Ryan Ross has kidnapped many dogs. Dorothy has also been taken against her will, along with these two dachshunds. Ryan must be stopped. He is a professional dog napper, and must be caught soon!
THEY R LITERALLY TAKING OVER HIS WHOLE FACE. PLS RYAN U HAVE MONEY JUST GO TO A SALON
yes ryan shave off the eyebrows
i’m sorry, i will if this gets enough ;)
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i posted this on @ryyyanross to get more signs. make ryan's eyebrows great again.