You voted for change, now let me count it.
I hereby inscribe my name to this petition so that: A. one Jeff M Marsh may be allowed to count the change in Roger Roland Ricondo's top right desk drawer. Said change will remain solely the possesion of the aforementioned (Ricondo), and will be merely enumerated and returned to its current location upon completion of the task. B. free beverages (soda, juice, etc) will be provided every Friday beginning this Friday (November 6th, 2009) and continuing henceforth and unabated every Friday until a date yet to be decided. (Note: Article B is contingent on finding a source of free beverages and may not be actualized any time in the near future, but at least there is a chance)