For unknown reasons Il Forno has altered their chocolate chip cookie offering. The new cookie they are selling lacks the moist interior, embrittled exterior, and rich chocolate chunks boasted by the previous iteration. While not inflation nor shrinkflation, this decrease-in-quality-flation can no longer be tolerated. We demand Il Forno again offer the chocolate chip cookies of yesteryear, lest Duke - nay, the world - suffer the consequences.
Let me be frank: this change may seem innocuous, but it's a slippery slope that will inevitably lead to disaster. What's next? Il Forno offering pineapple on pizza? This must end here and now.