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We once knew a lad called Adrian, he was a fun lad. Jovial type of guy. You could drink with him, laugh with him and enjoy half cooked chicken at his bbq.
But now that guy has gone and developed a modern day condition called mangina. This is a serious issue that affects men in their early 40's and the only cure is a night out seeing a tribute act to GnR with friends.
So If you feel like i feel and have the antidote women wave your panitie hoes.............. sorry wrong line, So if you feel strongly about the issues at hand please sign here and together we can get Adrian back to his normal self.
Thanks you and good night.
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Sort yourself out Adrian, coming the big man! "I'm not drinking anymore, I'm no fun anymore."
Now listen here you redneck yellow belly Brit, a Brit not drinking is like an American without a gun, something I find completely unacceptable. So toe your ass into line before I tweet something you will regret. Trump.
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As the founder and patron for Childline, I can only support this campaign to get Mr Cook drinking again. The infamous stories of drunken, yobbish and incoherent behaviour set an example time and again for my charity, helping these poor youngsters to stay on the straight and narrow. So with all my heart, thank you Mr Cook, and go and get bolloxed. Yours Esther xx
HE is no longer hardcore and HE no longer knows the score!!!!
ADRIIAAAANNNN
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
We once knew a lad called Adrian, he was a fun lad. Jovial type of guy. You could drink with him, laugh with him and enjoy half cooked chicken at his bbq.
But now that guy has gone and developed a modern day condition called mangina. This is a serious issue that affects men in their early 40's and the only cure is a night out seeing a tribute act to GnR with friends.
So If you feel like i feel and have the antidote women wave your panitie hoes.............. sorry wrong line, So if you feel strongly about the issues at hand please sign here and together we can get Adrian back to his normal self.
Thanks you and good night.
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If I'd have known taking Ade for a few drinks and a curry (well OK a hell of a lot of drinks and a curry) would have turned him into a withering boring barstool, I would have took him sooner! No, I mean I wouldn't have left him drink so much and get banned from the curry house.
Sort yourself out Adrian, coming the big man! "I'm not drinking anymore, I'm no fun anymore."
Now listen here you redneck yellow belly Brit, a Brit not drinking is like an American without a gun, something I find completely unacceptable. So toe your ass into line before I tweet something you will regret. Trump.
When the rainy days are dying, Gotta keep on, keep on trying All the bees and birds are flying Ahhhh...
As the founder and patron for Childline, I can only support this campaign to get Mr Cook drinking again. The infamous stories of drunken, yobbish and incoherent behaviour set an example time and again for my charity, helping these poor youngsters to stay on the straight and narrow. So with all my heart, thank you Mr Cook, and go and get bolloxed. Yours Esther xx
HE is no longer hardcore and HE no longer knows the score!!!!
ADRIIAAAANNNN
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If I'd have known taking Ade for a few drinks and a curry (well OK a hell of a lot of drinks and a curry) would have turned him into a withering boring barstool, I would have took him sooner! No, I mean I wouldn't have left him drink so much and get banned from the curry house.