We, the undersigned members of the guild, respectfully submit this petition regarding Gregory the Gnome. While we acknowledge that every adventurer brings a unique flair to our ranks, Gregory’s behavior has unfortunately crossed the line from eccentric to disruptive.
Concerns include but are not limited to:
Excessive transmog changes (averaging five per day), often mid-raid or mid-dungeon, causing visual confusion and suspected framerate drops.
Relentless vanity and self-aggrandizing commentary, sometimes rivaling boss monologues in duration and drama.
An unrelenting need for attention that cannot be satisfied, even with emote spam, inspection parades, or mirror placement.
While we strive to be an inclusive and tolerant guild, Gregory’s behavior has become a source of significant irritation and morale decline. This is not about anatomy—though he makes enough references to it himself—but rather about the guild environment and the mental stamina required to endure his presence.
Therefore, we formally request that Gregory be reviewed for removal or placed on strict vanity probation until such a time as he can demonstrate a commitment to team cohesion and self-restraint.
With gnome-sized regret but guild-sized sincerity,
[Shegar]
(On behalf of several frustrated members)
3 Comments
Dea Gregor is a gonz schlimmer Typ. I bi do gonz bei dea Petition do, aba sowas vo.
Greg
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We, the undersigned members of the guild, respectfully submit this petition regarding Gregory the Gnome. While we acknowledge that every adventurer brings a unique flair to our ranks, Gregory’s behavior has unfortunately crossed the line from eccentric to disruptive.
Concerns include but are not limited to:
Excessive transmog changes (averaging five per day), often mid-raid or mid-dungeon, causing visual confusion and suspected framerate drops.
Relentless vanity and self-aggrandizing commentary, sometimes rivaling boss monologues in duration and drama.
An unrelenting need for attention that cannot be satisfied, even with emote spam, inspection parades, or mirror placement.
While we strive to be an inclusive and tolerant guild, Gregory’s behavior has become a source of significant irritation and morale decline. This is not about anatomy—though he makes enough references to it himself—but rather about the guild environment and the mental stamina required to endure his presence.
Therefore, we formally request that Gregory be reviewed for removal or placed on strict vanity probation until such a time as he can demonstrate a commitment to team cohesion and self-restraint.
With gnome-sized regret but guild-sized sincerity,
[Shegar]
(On behalf of several frustrated members)
3 Comments
As one who remembers when "dungeon etiquette" meant not setting your beard on fire mid-pull for attention, I must lend my name to this petition. Gregory, lad, you’ve turned our raids into pageants and our boss fights into soliloquies. I joined this guild to watch my granddaughter lead warriors into battle, not to watch a gnome reinvent himself five times a night like a budget bard. Time was, a man earned glory by deeds, not transmogs. Tighten your boots, Gregory, and let the bosses sparkle—not you. — Old Marv "the Cleave" Thistlewhack (Retired Paladin, Active Disappointment)
Dea Gregor is a gonz schlimmer Typ. I bi do gonz bei dea Petition do, aba sowas vo.
Greg
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As one who remembers when "dungeon etiquette" meant not setting your beard on fire mid-pull for attention, I must lend my name to this petition. Gregory, lad, you’ve turned our raids into pageants and our boss fights into soliloquies. I joined this guild to watch my granddaughter lead warriors into battle, not to watch a gnome reinvent himself five times a night like a budget bard. Time was, a man earned glory by deeds, not transmogs. Tighten your boots, Gregory, and let the bosses sparkle—not you. — Old Marv "the Cleave" Thistlewhack (Retired Paladin, Active Disappointment)