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Chris Stanley is a menace and is probably the only person on gods green earth that thinks 2020 was great, he also doesn’t meet the groups height requirement and can therefore not ride on our group wave.
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Hey Chris. Leaving the Downley group means you can focus on the "Bucks on Bucks in Bucks" WhatsApp Group instead. As a founding 'member' it wouldn't be the same without you.
Yeah get rid of him. We'd never employ Chris, as he's rubbish. NatWest told us. FYI - The HSBC HR sort who posted the earlier comment HAS been sacked for being rubbish.
Yeah get rid of him. We sacked him because he was rubbish.
I just wished I’d saved everyone the trouble and tightened around his neck...I’m sorry, next time for sure.
The FCA is investigating Chris Stanley. He is involved in serious fraud for creating multiple mortgage products for the same customer and using triple commission to fund his addiction to unecessarily expensive goods. Then telling everyone about it.
We are asking members of the public to come forward with any information on Christopher Stanley who is wanted as part of our ongoing investigations. Please call 0845 356129.
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
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Chris Stanley is a menace and is probably the only person on gods green earth that thinks 2020 was great, he also doesn’t meet the groups height requirement and can therefore not ride on our group wave.
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We're also suspending Chris' brand ambassador status for our line of tracksuit bottoms, as he makes them look them look even more budget.
Hey Chris. Leaving the Downley group means you can focus on the "Bucks on Bucks in Bucks" WhatsApp Group instead. As a founding 'member' it wouldn't be the same without you.
Yeah get rid of him. We'd never employ Chris, as he's rubbish. NatWest told us. FYI - The HSBC HR sort who posted the earlier comment HAS been sacked for being rubbish.
Yeah get rid of him. We sacked him because he was rubbish.
I just wished I’d saved everyone the trouble and tightened around his neck...I’m sorry, next time for sure.
The FCA is investigating Chris Stanley. He is involved in serious fraud for creating multiple mortgage products for the same customer and using triple commission to fund his addiction to unecessarily expensive goods. Then telling everyone about it.
We are asking members of the public to come forward with any information on Christopher Stanley who is wanted as part of our ongoing investigations. Please call 0845 356129.
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We're also suspending Chris' brand ambassador status for our line of tracksuit bottoms, as he makes them look them look even more budget.