This is a petition (nah really) to add Mr M.A. Deakin back to the 'swemming' WhatsApp group Chat. Why you should sign:
- He asked nicely
- He’s a very funny man
- He’s a really strong paddler
- Harry J. Wilson wants it
- Just because
- Don't be tight
- He's got good taste in music
13 Comments
stop the boats
The big cvit ruined it bro
There are many compelling reasons why Mathew Deakin deserves a place in the prestigious WhatsApp group known as "Swemming". While some may argue that group membership should be carefully considered, the evidence in favour of Mathew is simply overwhelming. First and foremost, Mathew asked nicely. In a world where politeness is becoming increasingly rare, it is important to reward good manners. A respectful request demonstrates character, maturity, and a genuine desire to be part of the community. Ignoring such a courteous appeal would set a dangerous precedent for future applicants. Secondly, Mathew is a very funny man. Every WhatsApp group benefits from members who can keep spirits high, provide entertainment, and contribute memorable messages. A group without humour is merely a collection of notifications. Mathew's presence would undoubtedly improve morale and increase overall group enjoyment. Another important factor is his exceptional paddling strength. As a really strong paddler, Mathew embodies the very essence of "Swemming". Whether actual paddling is required or not, possessing such a skill demonstrates commitment, determination, and aquatic excellence. Furthermore, Harry J. Wilson wants Mathew to be added. This alone carries significant weight. When a respected supporter endorses a candidate, their opinion should not be dismissed lightly. Harry's backing serves as a powerful recommendation of Mathew's suitability. There is also the simple but undeniable argument of "just because". Not every great decision in history has required extensive analysis. Sometimes the correct choice is obvious on an instinctive level, and adding Mathew appears to be one of those occasions. In addition, people should not be tight. WhatsApp groups are meant to bring people together, not keep them apart. Generosity of spirit suggests that adding one more worthy member is a small act that could bring great happiness. Finally, Mathew has excellent taste in music. A
big black guys
Up the big cvit
Do whatever Matthew agrees
very cute guy called my habibi
Sign Petition
We never post to your account. Social sign-in is used only to verify your signature.
Add a comment?
Your signature will be added via . Tell others why you're signing — it's optional.
By signing, you accept iPetitions Terms of Service and Privacy Policy.
Share Petition
Don't stop at signing, share the petition link with friends to multiply our impact
Copy link or share directly
This is a petition (nah really) to add Mr M.A. Deakin back to the 'swemming' WhatsApp group Chat. Why you should sign:
- He asked nicely
- He’s a very funny man
- He’s a really strong paddler
- Harry J. Wilson wants it
- Just because
- Don't be tight
- He's got good taste in music
13 Comments
let him back in hes the best swimmer we got
stop the boats
The big cvit ruined it bro
There are many compelling reasons why Mathew Deakin deserves a place in the prestigious WhatsApp group known as "Swemming". While some may argue that group membership should be carefully considered, the evidence in favour of Mathew is simply overwhelming. First and foremost, Mathew asked nicely. In a world where politeness is becoming increasingly rare, it is important to reward good manners. A respectful request demonstrates character, maturity, and a genuine desire to be part of the community. Ignoring such a courteous appeal would set a dangerous precedent for future applicants. Secondly, Mathew is a very funny man. Every WhatsApp group benefits from members who can keep spirits high, provide entertainment, and contribute memorable messages. A group without humour is merely a collection of notifications. Mathew's presence would undoubtedly improve morale and increase overall group enjoyment. Another important factor is his exceptional paddling strength. As a really strong paddler, Mathew embodies the very essence of "Swemming". Whether actual paddling is required or not, possessing such a skill demonstrates commitment, determination, and aquatic excellence. Furthermore, Harry J. Wilson wants Mathew to be added. This alone carries significant weight. When a respected supporter endorses a candidate, their opinion should not be dismissed lightly. Harry's backing serves as a powerful recommendation of Mathew's suitability. There is also the simple but undeniable argument of "just because". Not every great decision in history has required extensive analysis. Sometimes the correct choice is obvious on an instinctive level, and adding Mathew appears to be one of those occasions. In addition, people should not be tight. WhatsApp groups are meant to bring people together, not keep them apart. Generosity of spirit suggests that adding one more worthy member is a small act that could bring great happiness. Finally, Mathew has excellent taste in music. A
big black guys
Up the big cvit
Do whatever Matthew agrees
very cute guy called my habibi
Help this petition grow
Share it with friends to help reach 50 signatures.
Sign Petition
We never post to your account. Social sign-in is used only to verify your signature.
Add a comment?
Your signature will be added via .
Tell others why you're signing — it's optional.
Signing with Google or Facebook verifies your signature instantly — no email needed.
By signing, you accept iPetitions Terms of Service and Privacy Policy.
Share Petition
Don't stop at signing, share the petition link with friends to multiply our impact
Petitions like this
Other petitions you might want to support
Scan to share
Anyone who scans this can sign the petition.
let him back in hes the best swimmer we got