ETSY SELLERS: STOP DISCRIMINATING AGAINST DWARF HAMSTERS
We the undersigned are tired of hamster costume designers discriminating against the differently-sized Dwarf Hamster, in favor of the privileged Syrian Hamster, long held as the standard of cricetinae beauty by the unimaginative and hamsterphobic fashion industry.
Dwarf Hamsters have the same desires as hamsters of conventional beauty.
• They too, enjoy running on wheels.• They too, enjoy eating their young.• They too, enjoy sitting on wood chips and staring at things.
So why do hamster fashionistas persistently deny them the freedom to dress as dinosaurs on Halloween?
End the Petriarchy!
Demand that all hamsters be fairly and equally served by the people on Etsy who make outfits for rodents. Rise up on your hind legs and squeak for equality!
THERE IS ROOM IN THE HABITRAIL FOR ALL OF US