Petition to MKT1000 Teacher

We, the undersigned, are opposed to the proposed grade for Milk Juice created by Nikita Salnikov. We are asking the Marketing Department to:

1. Re-evaluate the assigned score
2. Take into better consideration the creativity and hard work for said Milk Juice
3. Check yo-self before you wreck yo-self

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Milk Juice, while for a very targeted market, could potentially produce millions for the dairy industry, produce industry, and hole-in-the-wall-breakfast-place industry. And also the grandparent industry. We can never have too many drink options to start our days off with, so why limit us now? By not supporting this product, the Missouri State Marketing Department is basically spitting on the future of our beverage choices. This has become a fight for freedom. A freedom of the people— both Americans and Russians alike.