Petition to put Sterb in a grammar class
Our dear friend Sterb has a truly depressing problem. You see,the man just cannot speak English properly,saying 'your a' , 'their a d**k' and even 'Grammar isn't a word. I think'. We have tried time and time again to get rid of his bad habit,but to no avail. We have decided that putting him in a grammar class would be beneficial to his mental health,and although it may be nerve-wracking for him,we are ready to follow him through his journey to get rid of this bad habit.