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Petition to make my wife let me use a katana to cut my child’s umbilical cord after birth.

42 Comments

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Curtis Crouch
1 year ago

I have the sword if needed!

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Brett Walton
1 year ago

Harakiri

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Jason Howland
1 year ago

These are the freedoms that need to be upheld damnit

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Tyler Daniels
1 year ago

Absolutely

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Taylor Vincent
1 year ago

Bitch

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Carlos Lazo
1 year ago

This petition is for a great cause…

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Logan Breen
1 year ago

Absolutely.

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Quentin Barkyoumb
1 year ago

This is legendary!

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Kelly Schwald
1 year ago Featured

With your sharp mind and steady hands we have total confidence and I think Toni will come around to the idea.

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Stormi Ramsey
1 year ago

I would like to be there to take photos of this event please.

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Daryle
1 year ago

Got to do it

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Kyle Bennett
1 year ago

Duh!

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Tyler Bedford
1 year ago

I don't see how this could possibly be a bad idea.

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Jake Yarbrough
1 year ago Featured

If you let Marco use the Katana, there’s a 99% chance your child will grow up to be a samurai and that would be pretty sick

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Casey corbett
1 year ago

Could be the first person in history. Beginning of an amazing life story.

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Forest Heath
1 year ago

Let him do it

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The Jeffrey Jackson
1 year ago Featured

Toni is the one who is privileged enough to carry Georgie to term. At least let Marco have this.

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Jesse James Goodman
1 year ago

Epic greatness comes in many forms. This is one of them.

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Alex Hauser
1 year ago

This would be the coolest thing ever

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Seth M
1 year ago

I believe this is important