Over the past two months or so, a particular group of male students has incessantly berated our ears with the same Jason Derulio tracks daily. This petition exists to protect the rights to sanity claimed by every student who is forced, daily, to listen to ear-grating music that all sounds the same, anyway. On April 9th, tension reached a breaking point when Mauro and Brycen queued "Riding Solo" twice in the same day. These offenses against humanity cannot go unnoticed. Please protect the sanity of the entire classroom by aiding in my attempts to persuade the honorable Madame Katopodis to add Derulio's "music" to the Verboten List.