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Petition to Admit Peter Hopper As a Full and Engorged Member of the Pilolexian Society
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Whereas Peter (henceforth referred to as "I" or "me") have been coming to Philo for almost a year now
Whereas I have made three "consecutive" "speeches"
Whereas y'all have infected me with the SPIRIT OF YOUTH and general silliness
Whereas my first college party was a Philo party
Whereas on reflection, Philo and the Philos havre really become a big part of my life here?
Whereas I'm not weaseling my way out of New Member Night again cause now I actually know when it is
Whereas I'm still doing everything last-minute cause that's how I roll
Whereas I don't really know where I'm going with this whole structure so lets just
Resolved, that you should sign this petition and help my memeber(ship)
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