Whereas Peter (henceforth referred to as "I" or "me") have been coming to Philo for almost a year now

Whereas I have made three "consecutive" "speeches"

Whereas y'all have infected me with the SPIRIT OF YOUTH and general silliness

Whereas my first college party was a Philo party

Whereas on reflection, Philo and the Philos havre really become a big part of my life here?

Whereas I'm not weaseling my way out of New Member Night again cause now I actually know when it is

Whereas I'm still doing everything last-minute cause that's how I roll

Whereas I don't really know where I'm going with this whole structure so lets just

Resolved, that you should sign this petition and help my memeber(ship)