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Petition Kellyanne Conway to Fight Me in Hand-to-Hand Combat
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Ever since I first heard Kellyanne Conway speak, it has been a dream of mine to fight her in hand-to-hand combat. With your support, this dream can become a reality.
I work most weekdays so a Friday or Saturday night would probably work best. Please meet me in a parking lot of your choosing. I might need some money for transportation but we can work that out later.
This will be a mutually agreed upon fight with all of the regular rules, there will be refreshments and a celebration after.
This is not an attack on Kellyanne's character, nor is it a threat in any way. Just two gals fighting, one-on-one, like God intended.
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