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Ever since I first heard Kellyanne Conway speak, it has been a dream of mine to fight her in hand-to-hand combat. With your support, this dream can become a reality.
I work most weekdays so a Friday or Saturday night would probably work best. Please meet me in a parking lot of your choosing. I might need some money for transportation but we can work that out later.
This will be a mutually agreed upon fight with all of the regular rules, there will be refreshments and a celebration after.
This is not an attack on Kellyanne's character, nor is it a threat in any way. Just two gals fighting, one-on-one, like God intended.
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Do it, just do it. This will probably my only excuse to ever see you in the US again, other than visiting you in Montreal, which I still plan to do at some point but I'm in the process of getting an apartment so it's gonna be awhile. Kinda hoping this isn't public, and that you get another bandage session on your hands from beating Conways face in <3 Russ
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Do it, Tess. I believe in you.
She has a punchable face
Can you tag in a friend? I'll be ringside waiting.
this needs everyone's full support
Oh gorl work
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
Ever since I first heard Kellyanne Conway speak, it has been a dream of mine to fight her in hand-to-hand combat. With your support, this dream can become a reality.
I work most weekdays so a Friday or Saturday night would probably work best. Please meet me in a parking lot of your choosing. I might need some money for transportation but we can work that out later.
This will be a mutually agreed upon fight with all of the regular rules, there will be refreshments and a celebration after.
This is not an attack on Kellyanne's character, nor is it a threat in any way. Just two gals fighting, one-on-one, like God intended.
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Sorry I didn't think of this first, although you have a way better chance of winning!
Do it, just do it. This will probably my only excuse to ever see you in the US again, other than visiting you in Montreal, which I still plan to do at some point but I'm in the process of getting an apartment so it's gonna be awhile. Kinda hoping this isn't public, and that you get another bandage session on your hands from beating Conways face in <3 Russ
yes
Do it, Tess. I believe in you.
She has a punchable face
Can you tag in a friend? I'll be ringside waiting.
this needs everyone's full support
Oh gorl work
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Sorry I didn't think of this first, although you have a way better chance of winning!