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Petition for Jake to change his name from Awesomemrtoast to anything else

Petition for Jake to change his name from Awesomemrtoast to anything else

Closed — 11 supporters Verified

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Keavy
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Donald T.
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The C.
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Someone
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Amaka e.
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Homosexual p.
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Adolf J.
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Ryan F.
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Adolf H.
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JB
Started by Jordan Bordon 10 years, 5 months ago

Hello.
It has become a serious issue to us that Jake is still going by the username 'Awesomemrtoast' on his online portfolios and profiles. Although it is understandable that he was young upon the creation of this online handle, it has come to our attention that he has failed to change his username after so many years. Although constantly informed that 'Awesomemrtoast' makes him appear homosexual, prepubescent and autistic, he is still confident that his name is cool and that it is better than his peer's.

This is where you come in. We need him to understand that his failure to change his online handle is not only destroying his own reputation but the reputation of the people around him.

Please take care in signing this petition. It is important that this message is put across.

Please share this around to your friends and families to ensure the message is spread.

12 Comments

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Adolf Jewbag Hitler
10 years ago Featured

Jake, honestly you have a problem. We're here for you man, just sort your life out and change, awesomemrtoast was a thing of the past, now we're already at Nuk4town and you never really were awesome anyway, good luck.

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Anonymous · petition starter
10 years ago Featured

Jake, We're doing this because we care about you. I know that you probably don't see what's wrong with your username, but you need to accept the situation and you will soon come to terms with it as you grow up. It's okay - we accept you for who you are. You're going through many changes at this point in life, and your hormones do sometimes take over your body. But that's fine! It happens to all of us. You just need to stay calm and focus on the future ahead. Just take the advice of those who have been in your situation and everything will be okay. Love from your friend, Jordan.

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Adolf Jewbag Hitler
10 years ago

There you go you fags, im memesontoast now

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Homosexual prebubescent child
10 years ago

As a homosexual, prepubescent I take high offense to being called into the same category as his name. -Regards homosexual prepubescent child.

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Donald Trump
10 years ago

I will build a wall around you if you don't change this name. This is as serious as keeping women in the kitchen.

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Amaka eke
10 years ago

CHANGE IT O;

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Amaka eke
10 years ago

PLS CHANGE UR NAME ;_;

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Awesomemrtoast
10 years ago

Jake I'm going to find you if you don't change your name ...