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Petition for Jake to change his name from Awesomemrtoast to anything else

12 Comments

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Adolf Jewbag Hitler
10 years ago

There you go you fags, im memesontoast now

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Homosexual prebubescent child
10 years ago

As a homosexual, prepubescent I take high offense to being called into the same category as his name. -Regards homosexual prepubescent child.

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Donald Trump
10 years ago

I will build a wall around you if you don't change this name. This is as serious as keeping women in the kitchen.

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Amaka eke
10 years ago

CHANGE IT O;

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Amaka eke
10 years ago

PLS CHANGE UR NAME ;_;

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Awesomemrtoast
10 years ago

Jake I'm going to find you if you don't change your name ...

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kurbads13 lololjk
10 years ago

Gay

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The Cynical Black King
10 years ago

I the Cynical Black King, hereby commission this petition to become a reality henceforth!

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Adolf Jewbag Hitler
10 years ago Featured

Jake, honestly you have a problem. We're here for you man, just sort your life out and change, awesomemrtoast was a thing of the past, now we're already at Nuk4town and you never really were awesome anyway, good luck.

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Adolf Hitler
10 years ago

Jake, also know as awesomemrtoast you have to really change you name as it appears you are one of them filthy jews, homosexuals, communists, gypsy or even a black.

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Anonymous · petition starter
10 years ago Featured

Jake, We're doing this because we care about you. I know that you probably don't see what's wrong with your username, but you need to accept the situation and you will soon come to terms with it as you grow up. It's okay - we accept you for who you are. You're going through many changes at this point in life, and your hormones do sometimes take over your body. But that's fine! It happens to all of us. You just need to stay calm and focus on the future ahead. Just take the advice of those who have been in your situation and everything will be okay. Love from your friend, Jordan.

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Awesomemrtoast
10 years ago

I do agree a lot, I seem to be having the same problem, Iv been going to therapy about this issue but they just don't understand, This is a huge problem in my life and if I can help another person with this I will!! Good luck Jake!