You see this?! YOU DEAD! Don't you say nothing! Don't you look nothing! I told you, I kill you dead!
K
Kathy
4 years ago
Jon! Where are you? Toto misses you! Woof woof!
C
Charles
4 years ago
My wife calls me a DILLDO DODO!
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MOTHER MAYBELLE
4 years ago
SINGING: my children are gone for good, the little brats! They're never coming back, GOOD RIDDANCE! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY!
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Ethan
4 years ago
[grill goes flying]
I hope that crushed your skull, KAZON PUSHOG!
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Fekkish
4 years ago
I love my CEREBRAL BOA weapon! Such an evil weapon! It fires a TIT+LIKE device that attaches itself to the targeted victims skull. Once it does that, the victim spends their last 30 seconds of life shaking hard and vomiting like a fire hydrant, then their head explodes. Such a vicious weapon!
J
JOE BIDEN and KAMALA HARRIS
4 years ago
Offer no opposition to CRITICAL DILLDO THEORY or you'll be nullified!
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Moesha
4 years ago
Got a big date with Roscoe! Better wear my crotchless thong and easy access dress!
W
WIFE
4 years ago
I found my husband's DONKEY PORN magazine collection! I shredded up those obscene, smut magazines!
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Damaskinos
4 years ago
My cheap fuuuuucck wife shredded my DONKEY PORN magazine collection!
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Norman
4 years ago
OY! We jeopardized the operation rescuing your soppy ass!
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Kris
4 years ago
Our operation? OUR OPERATION?! I built this operation you scrotum sucker!
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MOTHER MAYBELLE
4 years ago
I work 3 jobs just to put food on the table. I told my children its time you FUUUCKS contribute something tomthe cause!
S
SAD
4 years ago
Hi, folks! I haven't been happy lately so I swallowed a FELODESEN CHIP. I'll be dead in a matter of minutes. Farewell.
S
SAD
4 years ago
Hi, folks! I haven't been happy lately so I'm gonna drink some hydrofluoric acid, I'll be dead and dissolving away in a matter of minutes. Farewell.
S
SAD
4 years ago
Hi, folks! I haven't been happy lately so I ate some NOGATCH HEMLOCK! I'll be dead in a matter of minutes. Farewell.
G
GETZ
4 years ago
In case you wanted to know, I write on the wall with my FECES!
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ENDICORE
4 years ago
I scored higher on my I.Q. test then my wife! I am, after all, a SUPERIOR FORM OF LIFE!
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ENDICORE
4 years ago
My wife says she's tired of my SUPERIORITY COMPLEX. I said it's not a complex, dear, it's a FACT! Tonight I sleep on the couch!
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Frank
4 years ago
I HATE TEEN KIDS NEWS! I'm not gonna let some snot nosed kid tell me my news! FUUUUUCCK THAT!
You see this?! YOU DEAD! Don't you say nothing! Don't you look nothing! I told you, I kill you dead!
Jon! Where are you? Toto misses you! Woof woof!
My wife calls me a DILLDO DODO!
SINGING: my children are gone for good, the little brats! They're never coming back, GOOD RIDDANCE! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY!
[grill goes flying] I hope that crushed your skull, KAZON PUSHOG!
I love my CEREBRAL BOA weapon! Such an evil weapon! It fires a TIT+LIKE device that attaches itself to the targeted victims skull. Once it does that, the victim spends their last 30 seconds of life shaking hard and vomiting like a fire hydrant, then their head explodes. Such a vicious weapon!
Offer no opposition to CRITICAL DILLDO THEORY or you'll be nullified!
Got a big date with Roscoe! Better wear my crotchless thong and easy access dress!
I found my husband's DONKEY PORN magazine collection! I shredded up those obscene, smut magazines!
My cheap fuuuuucck wife shredded my DONKEY PORN magazine collection!
OY! We jeopardized the operation rescuing your soppy ass!
Our operation? OUR OPERATION?! I built this operation you scrotum sucker!
I work 3 jobs just to put food on the table. I told my children its time you FUUUCKS contribute something tomthe cause!
Hi, folks! I haven't been happy lately so I swallowed a FELODESEN CHIP. I'll be dead in a matter of minutes. Farewell.
Hi, folks! I haven't been happy lately so I'm gonna drink some hydrofluoric acid, I'll be dead and dissolving away in a matter of minutes. Farewell.
Hi, folks! I haven't been happy lately so I ate some NOGATCH HEMLOCK! I'll be dead in a matter of minutes. Farewell.
In case you wanted to know, I write on the wall with my FECES!
I scored higher on my I.Q. test then my wife! I am, after all, a SUPERIOR FORM OF LIFE!
My wife says she's tired of my SUPERIORITY COMPLEX. I said it's not a complex, dear, it's a FACT! Tonight I sleep on the couch!
I HATE TEEN KIDS NEWS! I'm not gonna let some snot nosed kid tell me my news! FUUUUUCCK THAT!