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Frank
4 years ago

I HATE TEEN KIDS NEWS! I'm not gonna let some snot nosed kid tell me my news! FUUUUUCCK THAT!

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SPIKE LE BEE
4 years ago

My new show is called: BLACK COP WHITE GIRL

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SPENCE MEDBERY
4 years ago

OY! What the hell are you guys doing to my petition?! My daughter covered her eyes when she read your rubbish! My petition is totally FUUUCCKED!

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HUSBAND
4 years ago

I stole something and put it in my pocket! My wife asked me what's that THING in my pants! I said, it's my D-I-C-K!

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CONSOLIDATED LARD
4 years ago

My daughter is such a fuuuuccking pig! Her thong size is 6XL, JESUS, I didn't think they made things for fat asses! I'm putting her on a diet! PRONTO!

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Mr Prick
4 years ago

My wife wants me to stop exterminating albino people! I have a mission to complete.

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WELSH RAREBIT
4 years ago

I feel so sorry for that chair, MaryBeth brown is sitting on.her fat stomach bulges, her bubble butt is in skin tight jeans bulging off the school chair, her thunder thighs are thick. Her chair is begging for a breathe of air after her butt of death gets up!

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WELSH RAREBIT
4 years ago

I feel so sorry for that chair, MaryBeth brown is sitting on.her fat stomach bulges, her bubble butt is in skin tight jeans bulging off the school chair, her thunder thighs are thick. Her chair is begging for a breathe of air after her butt of death gets up!

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KaSnarely Retardly
4 years ago

I can't get laid, not with a name like mine!

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Mohammed
4 years ago

ITS THE JESUS H CHRIST SHOW!

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Roger
4 years ago

Sheryl, it's Roger. Mr. Dawson is making me work late! Dawson is a fat, bald headed diiick-less queer, shiit kicking ca-ca! See you tonight!

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WENDY PUSHOG
4 years ago

OY! I know you! The guy in the black truck. You wanted me to BANG a football player!

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WENDY PUSHOG
4 years ago

I have medical issues, like PENIS WITHDRAWAL, and SCHLONGUS INTERRUPTUS!

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IGNOMINY
4 years ago

HORNY TOAD! I'm gonna peel your D-I-C-K like a cucumber for stealing my sister's panty!

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HORNY TOAD
4 years ago

As you know, I found Katie Searfoss's jean shorts with her leopard thong laying on the ground, I swiped it not knowing her underwear was still inside.Now I have my face in the jean shorts with her leopard thong breathing in her cucumber melon perfume butt smell!

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HORNY TOAD
4 years ago

GANG! I can't tell you how happy I am, I stole Katie Searfoss's jean shorts with her sexy leopard thong still inside. I'm masturbating to a picture of Katie while I hold her sexy jean shorts with thong still inside, I'm breathing in her cucumber melon perfume butt smell as I masturbate!

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HORNY TOAD
4 years ago

In Katie Searfoss bedroom I found her jean shorts she took off! I hit the jackpot! Her black lace leopard thong was still in the jean shorts. I can smell her cucumber melon perfume butt smell inside. I swiped her jean shorts with her leopard panty still inside!

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APPOMATTOX COURT HOUSE
4 years ago

As usual, De Lancie, your record fails to compensate for your irresponsibility!

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SINGER
4 years ago

Ay, yi, yi, yi, slustrin and Lee glory. I don't know, about pechu, (explosion)

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ENDICORE
4 years ago

My wife says she's sick of my SUPERIORITY COMPLEX! I told her, it's not a complex, dear, it's a FACT! Tonight I sleep on the couch!