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Sometimes the WRONG kind of girl is the RIGHT kind of girl!

Hey, Kelly! Your bull legged, your hair is stringy and your butt smells!

Aunt Debbie was cooking at the stove in her skin tight jean shorts with pockets. I opened her shorts and saw she's wearing her JEAN THONG! No wonder her butt crack shows! Aunt Debbie use to be a Borg drone, she can still use her tubules, I asked her to pretend to assimilate me. Aunt Debbie held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck. I jumped and grabbed her ass. Her jean shorts and JEAN THONG make her butt rock hard, I also feel aunt debbie's 38D tits against my back as she assimilates me, I pulled her shorts down so I can feel her JEAN THONG. It's basically a thong made from jean materials that goes up her butt, her tubules in my neck, she helped me to the ground as I lost consciousness, her tubules went back into her fingers!

Trisha Biscotto! I was going through your drawers, and couldn't help but notice your panties are 5XL! Damn! You need to eat more salads for dinner, fuuuckin' pig!

I really enjoyed sitting on WELSH RAREBITS baby bl*nkey. I know how much he loves his bl*nkey that's why I wore tight jeans to show off my size 6XL butt cheeks as I sat on his bl*nkey. WELSH RAREBITS was so sad knowing he couldn't help his bl*nkey from my 350 pound body sitting on him, and my poo, pad, and wipes butt smell making his bl*nkey smell bad. WELSH RAREBITS was sad when I got up and his bl*nkey was stuck to my thunder butt like flat squished gum, my butt of death crushed the life out of his baby bl*nkey!

Father, I can't come into work today, believe it or not, I have plans today!

Son--MASTURBATING and playing HITLER don't constitute plans in my book! We're going to work!

I really enjoyed sitting on WELSH RAREBITS baby bl*nkey I know how much he loves his yellow baby bl*nkey, my big 3XL panty butt size completely crushed his bl*nkey as I sat on him and got my poo smell on his bl*nkey! I forged his bl*nkey. WELSH RAREBIT was sad seeing how flat and how bad his bl*nkey smelled!

I cant get laid, not with a name like mine.

I got CANNED today! Before I left work, I told my former boss, here's a little something I owe you! Then i punched him in the face and he went flying into the wall!

He's driving at me with no brakes---he's gonna hit me--FUUUUUCCK!

Im in trouble! I wanted to pretend I was NEGAN from the walking dead so I bonked my friend on the head with a baseball bat. He's not breathing and there's blood all over!

I snorted some bad mugwort!

I'm sailing on Titanic 99! The other 98 Titanic's all hit icebergs and sank!

A fight broke out at my party! The next one who throws a punch will have to answer to me. Now, I want to know. Who started this shiiit?!

Ive been expelled from U.F.C.! I use to be a Borg drone, when my boxing opponent went to punch me I quickly got behind him, overpowered him with my right arm, made my left hand in a fist and injected my assimilation tubules in his neck, he got weak as I filled his blood with my nanoprobes, I helped him to the ground. They rang the bell and disqualified me. Guess you're not supposed to assimilate your boxing opponent! The medics watched his skin turn pale!

I joined the KKK last week. My wife calls me "Chief pointy head"!

Lisa Kramer's sexy, pink shorts are way up her butt crack. Could she make it anymore obvious she's wearing a thong?!

In case you wanted to know, got my PENIS pierced FIVE times, and have FIVE earrings!

My PENIS got promoted to COMMANDANT! He's in charge of an entire military school!