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Change The Pledge Of Allegiance

Change The Pledge Of Allegiance

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Started by Anonymous 24 years, 4 months ago
We will be sending a petition to CNN and to President Bush requesting that the Pledge Of Allegiance be changed to \"Hey America, you\'re so fine, you\'re so fine you blow my mind, America.\" Not only is it fun and short, but it\'s patriotic and constitutional! We will send this out by the end of July, so be sure and sign!

Updates

September 5, 2005

I have been reading your messages about how much better this new version flows compared to the current lines. Preparing the formal request to the White House and the network is taking more time than I expected but I am determined to get this finished soon.

September 5, 2005

Seeing this much energy behind the idea is surreal. People are catching on to the fact that our national anthem deserves a catchy update that actually makes you want to sing along.

6 Comments

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Mike Powell
24 years ago Featured

Are you serious right now? This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

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Jessica Stokes
24 years ago Featured

ummm no thanks. have some respect for the country smh.

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Tina Robinson
24 years ago Featured

LMAO i cant believe someone actually put this up. hey america you're so fine!!!

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Kevin Lin
24 years ago Featured

It is catchy at least. beats the boring version we have to say every day anyway.

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Dave Sloan
24 years ago Featured

This would make the morning announcements way more entertaining. Get it done.

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Sarah Das
24 years ago Featured

lol this is hilarious!! way better than the old one honestly. let’s do it.