We, the undersigned, wish to express our mock disgust at the feeble trolling attempt of Ryneto101, a member of the august institution www.cpfc.org, when he stated categorically and without room for misinterpretation that a member of Crystal Palace's first team was injured for three months (OFFICIALLY), before backtracking and claiming he was talking about somebody else when the flak started to hit him. Furthermore, we wish to make it clear that attempting to curry favour with the other members of that site by starting a thread in his own honour in order to garner some positive feedback and counteract the harm he had already done to his own reputation was a foolish and self-defeating measure. To this end, we encourage all readers of this petition to sign here and create an account with the aforementioned bulletin board purely to express disgust at this shameless attention-seeking by further adding to his negative reputation (which is already 'off the scale').