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in the true spirit of trucking and an admiration of Burt Reynolds and 70's porno, we request Jordan to grow a thick dark moustache
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Jordan needs to channel that inner bandit energy asap
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
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in the true spirit of trucking and an admiration of Burt Reynolds and 70's porno, we request Jordan to grow a thick dark moustache
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it grows like a fuzzy caterpillar on ur lip bro just do it already
Jordan needs to channel that inner bandit energy asap
The stache gets you laid
Wanna be
Your jealous
Burt Reynolds
Moustaches make your dick 12 inches
10-4 good buddy
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it grows like a fuzzy caterpillar on ur lip bro just do it already