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A nationwide moratorium on the teaching of evolution

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Matthew LesStrang
9 years ago

I hope this is a troll comment lol

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Matthew LesStrang
9 years ago

You cannot even spell...

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Jihad Shawarma
9 years ago

This is kosher with me

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Anonymous
9 years ago

Yaaaas

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Dipshit McDumbnuts
9 years ago

Readign is hard

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Hugo Gedbendt
9 years ago

I'm sick and tired of being a monkey! Get rid of Evilution so I can return to being created in God's image. Also, when are we going to commit to unlimited energy independence? The Laws of Thermodynamics were imposed on us by the Marxist academic elite to make America fail. We need them repealed now!

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Ima Moran
9 years ago

This is a grate idea. Get are kids heads out of the gutter and back into the bibel! Where it belongs .

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Terker Jerbs
9 years ago

I can't believe anyone actually believes evolution. The Earth is only 25 years old, Sheeple!

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Larry Bitz
9 years ago

Trump is the perfect example of evolution not working. Of course, Ken Ham also is part ape. Maybe, just maybe god screwed Mary and bang, we have a god child that is half Jew and half god. Makes more sense than what scientists preach.

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Dennis Mitton
9 years ago

When you have lost in the market place of ideas you begin to argue for executive orders. Pence is probably dopey enough to fall for it. Trump? I doubt it but could be wrong. Happily we will never see.

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Chris Dion Dominyaniss
9 years ago

You're right. Evilution makes no sense. It's much more reasonable to believe an eternal, all-knowing bearded man in the sky created everything to just look like it had evolved when really it had been created exactly the way the Bronze Age men wrote down in that book he authorized a couple of thousand years afterwards.

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Fuck Knob McFuckington
9 years ago

Most ignorant, misinformed petition ever!

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Separationof churchandstate
9 years ago

Seriously take a look in the mirror

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Kerry Seinfeld
9 years ago

Only blacks came from monkeys. White people come from god.

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Josef Cacciatore
9 years ago

if evolutions is real then who invented it? someone had to create it. who did it then? athiests and humanists don't think long terms. they think one thing and don't thing more. mike pence needs to stand up for our chistian nation!

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Separate Church N State
9 years ago

Stop this insanity

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Anonymous
9 years ago

Yes!! And outlaw gravity too! I am so sick of being heavy.

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Iggy Norant
9 years ago

Wait, i thought we liked small government?

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Not Stupid
9 years ago

can we stop teaching math and reading at the same time so we can have a country full of stupid people ....oh...to late

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Anonymous
9 years ago

lets kep sciense outta shkool