A nationwide moratorium on the teaching of evolution
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William Jennings Bryan
9 years ago
Hallelujah!
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Ima Dickhead
9 years ago
So, finally they get a moron to sign it!
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someignorantfool
9 years ago
I am so smart
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Carol stanley
9 years ago
Hooray & hallelujah. Thank you so much for your efforts. May God bless you in your efforts
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Diddly Squat
9 years ago
Which is about what the morons who created this petition know about anything.
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Ima Paulled
9 years ago
Anyone who signs this has a serious mutation.....similar to orange hair. Yuuuge mistake.
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Euell P Yorpanz
9 years ago
Don't be taken in by this athiestic ruse. Evolution is merely a destraction from there main agenda, useing so-called "germ theory" to replace proven bible based medicine (Lv 14:2-52) and public health (Dt 23:13-14). By the time true patriots wake up they will have the market cornered on leeches and we'll be at there mercy!!
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Donald J Drumpf
9 years ago
I will sign this bill on day one because I'm just as stupid as the rest of you ingnorant morons that are signing it and the complete fool who wrote it all up! Thanks and can't wait to put pen to paper on this!
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Ima Dickhead
9 years ago
You're a dick head too.
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Jarod Short
9 years ago
Yeah! Who the hell wants educated kids? We need more doctors, engineers, rocket scientists and nuclear physicists who get their science from a 2000 year old book not through proper education. Come on guys, help make are kids dumb again.
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Ignt Git
9 years ago
Thanks for your wonderful and truly scientific petition. May God bless you.
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Chuck Darwin
9 years ago
Scientists think their sooo smart with all their "degrees" and "theories backed with many independent lines of evidence",
Kids should not be taught evolution... or cosmology or atomic theory or mathematics or inconvenient history (e.g. slavery and Indians), Basically, keep from them anything that goes against my ideology or makes my brain hurt.
USA USA!
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D Bill Platypus
9 years ago
[email protected]
Darwin and comrades have been unable to solve the mystery of my hairy backside for centuries.
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Darwin S Finches
9 years ago
If evolution is true, that would mean the bible has significant errors. So we can't let our children find that out.
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Herr Ersaurus
9 years ago
Well that,s my Family Tree down the drain.
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Charles U Farley
9 years ago
I sign because you retards need all the help you can get.
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R Ectum
9 years ago
Down with this sort of thing.
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Homer Simpson
9 years ago
Evilutionists are stupid. My grandfather was not a monkey! If evilution is true and we come from monkeys, why are there still monkeys? Duh! Read the bible and learn you morans!
Hallelujah!
So, finally they get a moron to sign it!
I am so smart
Hooray & hallelujah. Thank you so much for your efforts. May God bless you in your efforts
Which is about what the morons who created this petition know about anything.
Anyone who signs this has a serious mutation.....similar to orange hair. Yuuuge mistake.
Don't be taken in by this athiestic ruse. Evolution is merely a destraction from there main agenda, useing so-called "germ theory" to replace proven bible based medicine (Lv 14:2-52) and public health (Dt 23:13-14). By the time true patriots wake up they will have the market cornered on leeches and we'll be at there mercy!!
I will sign this bill on day one because I'm just as stupid as the rest of you ingnorant morons that are signing it and the complete fool who wrote it all up! Thanks and can't wait to put pen to paper on this!
You're a dick head too.
Yeah! Who the hell wants educated kids? We need more doctors, engineers, rocket scientists and nuclear physicists who get their science from a 2000 year old book not through proper education. Come on guys, help make are kids dumb again.
Thanks for your wonderful and truly scientific petition. May God bless you.
Scientists think their sooo smart with all their "degrees" and "theories backed with many independent lines of evidence", Kids should not be taught evolution... or cosmology or atomic theory or mathematics or inconvenient history (e.g. slavery and Indians), Basically, keep from them anything that goes against my ideology or makes my brain hurt. USA USA!
[email protected] Darwin and comrades have been unable to solve the mystery of my hairy backside for centuries.
If evolution is true, that would mean the bible has significant errors. So we can't let our children find that out.
Well that,s my Family Tree down the drain.
I sign because you retards need all the help you can get.
Down with this sort of thing.
Evilutionists are stupid. My grandfather was not a monkey! If evilution is true and we come from monkeys, why are there still monkeys? Duh! Read the bible and learn you morans!
Make America Ignorant Again
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