A nationwide moratorium on the teaching of evolution

So you're telling me that humans came from me? No thanks, chekmate atheists

gaynal, butsex

I just wanna fele harambe's bbc agenst my p*ssy and 2 have his children to proove dem seyentists that eye aint cum from no monkey

finally an end to this godless nonsense!!!!! GET A BRAIN MORANS

I'll only help if you give me your wife and children

Evolutions and them gays is so gay.

Let's also ban social studies so no one knows that Trump isn'tallowedto run for a third term!

No more lies

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Them there "scientists" think they sooooooo smart with there degrees and such. But let me tell you! I have a degree in smertness, witch makes me like a smert person or somethang. And der is no way that i, as smart as me is came from an chimp! No joke, some idiots thinc i was made when an fish and a ape did the dirtys. We need our teachees to shove a bible in the face of kids and say " this is like da truthful shiz or somethang." (But fire teachers if they bring up airs in the bible) Your welcome

That's right. It's all a lie! Join Pence and Trump. Worship me!

Let's ban gay indoctrination while we're at it

Please help, Pence! Help make the scary science go away. It's obvious the world is 6000 years old because I'm uneducated and a regular jagoff.

hell yeah

Brilliant petition. America needs to turn out lots more qualified garbage collectors and Starbucks Baristas.

The originators of this petition did not descend from us chimps. We are smarter!

Yeah, because who needs the anti-Christian propaganda of "proven research" or "damning evidence" when we can just pledge our lives to the thing that everyone says is real but never gives a damn to reveal itself?

My large phalic sinful flesh urges for this! Why teach children about LIBTARD reality when you can keep them in church close to my big ole paddle! Spanking sure does feel...I mean makes a great deterrent. (+_+)

I, Hugh M. Johnson fully endorse this petition.

I wood like to ask for a better petishun - I think we need to ban books alltogeter. Becauz wen you reed books, you get ideas, and those are the most dangeruz things of all.