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A nationwide moratorium on the teaching of evolution

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Kanye Motherfuckin West
9 years ago

Imma let you finish...

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Ima Retard
9 years ago

Dur, dat dare evolution ain't right! Too many facts. Earth is flat, the sun spins around da the United States of merica.

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Lil' Will Smith
9 years ago

How can evolution be real if our eyes aren't real?

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Beyond Reason
9 years ago

It's time we move past facts and evidence so I can safely live with my baseless beliefs unchallenged.

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Andrew Johnston
9 years ago

Teach the controversy. The ancient people responsible for the collaborative creation of religion were not imparting morals and complex behavioral wisdom through allagory. What culture ever told compelling stories that distilled heroic behavior necessary for the survival of a tribe into metephors and archtypes that deeply resonate with people so as to pass on adaptive knowledge cultivated over thousands of years to future generations? No. Religion is science, meant to teach us about matter, not what matters

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Lois Kobb
9 years ago

Everyone KNOWS the world is flat and the sky is a big solid dome with God sitting on top like a hen on an oversized egg! The Bible says so! Say YES to creationism! Magic is real!

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The Student Formerly known as Mousecop
9 years ago

Lets make lead paint edible again!

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Mike Pence's Hairy Ape Dick
9 years ago

THEES GARSH DARN IDJUTS IS DISCRIMUNUNTERN AGAINST CRUSTY ANTHONY WE MUST KILL EM ALL TO DETH!!!

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Cletus Spuckler
9 years ago

We aint want to lern no science stuff! Brandine and me want our kidlets to lern what we did and no more. They spose to get there lerning from bible bumper stickers like we did.

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Robert Perrone
9 years ago

Evolution, NOT Creationism should be taught in all American schools.

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Dave Cheeney
9 years ago

MURIKA! Skience maks my hed hurtz..

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Boaty McBoatface
9 years ago

McBoatface says aargh!

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fuk eew
9 years ago

science is hard!

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Daniel Blake
9 years ago

Creationism is not science. Also, school vouchers are not an appropriate way to fund education.

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Hubert Farnsworth
9 years ago

As a man of science, I can assure you, WE DID IN FACT EVOLVE FROM FILTHY MONKEY MEN!!!

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Mike Cock
9 years ago

Religion has no place in our schools.

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Jesus
9 years ago

Praise me and pops.

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Andy kyte
9 years ago

Don't force your religion on non-Christians

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God-fearing Chimp
9 years ago

How dare humans make the claim that humans and chimps share a common-ancestor!!! disgusting!!! I was made in Gods hairy image. All hail the chimp god!!! Also, if God isn't real then how come bananas exist? Also, how come they look as if they're made to fit into a chimps hairy hand??? checkmate atheists.

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Mandy Boudreaux
9 years ago

Oh, we should absolutely stop teaching children hard science and start teaching religion. Let's start with how Prometheus created humans by sculpting them out of clay, and then move onto buddhism which teaches that the universe and its inhabitants are infinite and that world systems continually appear and disappear within the universal structure. They'll get to christianity eventually, and cover it before moving onto the next one as they try to cover the many many many creation myths so that they can "teach the controversy" instead of actually teaching. It's not like science teachers have anything better to do with their class time, right?