A nationwide moratorium on the teaching of evolution
248 Comments
D
Dave Coccio
9 years ago
LMFAO! evolution is a fact whether you agree with it or not, no faith needed unlike your outdated ancient Middle Eastern Abrahamic beliefs. One kind can't morph into another kind like your Hebrew god evolved into a Roman god in under 4,000 years IMPRESSIVE! No wonder you can't comprehend science. "Now it's come to this it's like we're back in the Dark Ages from the Middle East to the Middle West It's a plague that resists all science" ~ Neil Peart on religion
S
Stephen Macken
9 years ago
There is simply no underestimating the utter stupidity of those who are too ignorant to comprehend how ignorant they actually are. Please, Christian fundamentalists, do the world a favour and stop breeding.
S
stupid idiot
9 years ago
I suggest that we ban the dissemination of all knowledge, and make America part of the Middle East.
B
Barry Desborough
9 years ago
Please sign my opposing petition, http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/regarding-a-nationwide-moratorium-on-the-teaching
R
RONALD MCDONALD
9 years ago
If Jesus didn't want me to masturbate, why did he make my penis the perfect size for my hand?
T
THERE IS NO GOD
9 years ago
Don't teach what you can't back up with facts. 6000 years and not one drop of proof.
T
TheLord Myass
9 years ago
Good Readin'
(Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NAB)
If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.
J
Jesus Wept
9 years ago
Jesus Wept
J
Jesus Christ
9 years ago
Oh my god, I can't believe this is actually a thing. The fact that people believe evolution isn't real is actually funny. Enjoy your petition, here's my one "vote"
C
Christian Dumbshit
9 years ago
Die
I
Ima dumbfuck
9 years ago
Best idea since prohibition
C
ChristiansAreStupid
9 years ago
Make America dumb again
F
Fuk Boi
9 years ago
Screw them LIEberals!
J
Jynxie Copeland
9 years ago
Damn right!
M
Mike Hunt
9 years ago
Yay Jeebuz
J
Jynxie Copeland
9 years ago
This is the most moronic train of thought to ever have been written... next to the bible. Whoever is stupid enough to ignore facts and scientific proof is headed back to the dark ages. Our schools, state, and country is born on religious freedom. The only thing about religion brings is the dumb.
I
Igor Ramus
9 years ago
Them evilutionists gonna burn in hell for teaching that crazy talk to my kids. Furthermore, I demand that Stork Theory be taught instead of Biological Reproduction.
C
Cunt mccunty
9 years ago
Can't have our schools being secular! We're a CHRISTIAN NATION!!!!! Teach the controversy folks!!! Zeus, Ra, Krishna, Allah, Yaweh, God, everyone!
B
Brian Lehnhoff
9 years ago
I'm just going to leave this here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edwards_v._Aguillard
LMFAO! evolution is a fact whether you agree with it or not, no faith needed unlike your outdated ancient Middle Eastern Abrahamic beliefs. One kind can't morph into another kind like your Hebrew god evolved into a Roman god in under 4,000 years IMPRESSIVE! No wonder you can't comprehend science. "Now it's come to this it's like we're back in the Dark Ages from the Middle East to the Middle West It's a plague that resists all science" ~ Neil Peart on religion
There is simply no underestimating the utter stupidity of those who are too ignorant to comprehend how ignorant they actually are. Please, Christian fundamentalists, do the world a favour and stop breeding.
I suggest that we ban the dissemination of all knowledge, and make America part of the Middle East.
Please sign my opposing petition, http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/regarding-a-nationwide-moratorium-on-the-teaching
If Jesus didn't want me to masturbate, why did he make my penis the perfect size for my hand?
Don't teach what you can't back up with facts. 6000 years and not one drop of proof.
Good Readin' (Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NAB) If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.
Jesus Wept
Oh my god, I can't believe this is actually a thing. The fact that people believe evolution isn't real is actually funny. Enjoy your petition, here's my one "vote"
Die
Best idea since prohibition
Make America dumb again
Screw them LIEberals!
Damn right!
Yay Jeebuz
This is the most moronic train of thought to ever have been written... next to the bible. Whoever is stupid enough to ignore facts and scientific proof is headed back to the dark ages. Our schools, state, and country is born on religious freedom. The only thing about religion brings is the dumb.
Them evilutionists gonna burn in hell for teaching that crazy talk to my kids. Furthermore, I demand that Stork Theory be taught instead of Biological Reproduction.
Can't have our schools being secular! We're a CHRISTIAN NATION!!!!! Teach the controversy folks!!! Zeus, Ra, Krishna, Allah, Yaweh, God, everyone!
I'm just going to leave this here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edwards_v._Aguillard
LOL