A nationwide moratorium on the teaching of evolution
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Michael Speziale
9 years ago
I don't wanna live on this planet anymore with people like the ones who ever thought this petition was a good idea.
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GOD IS DEAD
9 years ago
AND WE KILLED HIM
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Mark Calladus
9 years ago
Idiot
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Mike Shock-away-the-gay Pence
9 years ago
Atheists are literally Satan
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Tony Harrington
9 years ago
I also oppose teaching about oxygen and about gravity. Let's just focus on what the Bible tells us
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Clint Oris
9 years ago
Out with it, ya effin wanka
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Hugh Jass
9 years ago
LOL
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Pences Boytoy
9 years ago
Mike Pence is gayer than my boyfriend!
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Bruce bunnell
9 years ago
evolution is a fairy tale..
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster
9 years ago
The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the entire Universe last Wednesday. Any evidence to the contrary is quob's idea of a joke.
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster
9 years ago
When you guys get back to the Stone Age, remember, technology starts with banging the rocks together.
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Joseph Gallien
9 years ago
Evolutionism posits untestable claims and as such isn't science.
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Harry Wanker
9 years ago
It's also time for schools to stop teaching bollocks like "the Earth exists in something called 'Outer Space' and orbits around the Sun" when the Holey Bibble clearly states that the Sun revolves around the Earth. Why do believers in the "Earth orbits the Sun" theory hate God?!?
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Ima CompleteIdiot
9 years ago
Thank God we have word of the lord to trust in over tested and proven "facts".
Let's keep our kids away from this "knowledge".
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Charles Darwin
9 years ago
I didn't come from no monkey!
I came from my mama's vajayjay!
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mike pence
9 years ago
evuloshun is dum dums
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Donald TheOrangUtan
9 years ago
Evilution - that makes no sense. On the other hand, that some cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own dad, can make u live forever if u symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him u love him (but not in a gay way of course), so that he can remove a curse on your soul that he put there himself all because some ancient rib-woman ate an apple from a magic tree after being told to do so by a talking snake - now THAT makes perfect sense to me!
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Jesuswasastupidnigger
9 years ago
God's not dead because he wasn't real to begin with
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hanry sanford
9 years ago
No observational or experimental evidence supports the evolution of a new species by this NeoDarwinian mechanism.
http://www.sciencefocus.com/article/nature/it-time-drop-darwinism
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Fingers crossed
9 years ago
If the US standard of education drops the our gdp may rise.
I don't wanna live on this planet anymore with people like the ones who ever thought this petition was a good idea.
AND WE KILLED HIM
Idiot
Atheists are literally Satan
I also oppose teaching about oxygen and about gravity. Let's just focus on what the Bible tells us
Out with it, ya effin wanka
LOL
Mike Pence is gayer than my boyfriend!
evolution is a fairy tale..
The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the entire Universe last Wednesday. Any evidence to the contrary is quob's idea of a joke.
When you guys get back to the Stone Age, remember, technology starts with banging the rocks together.
Evolutionism posits untestable claims and as such isn't science.
It's also time for schools to stop teaching bollocks like "the Earth exists in something called 'Outer Space' and orbits around the Sun" when the Holey Bibble clearly states that the Sun revolves around the Earth. Why do believers in the "Earth orbits the Sun" theory hate God?!?
Thank God we have word of the lord to trust in over tested and proven "facts". Let's keep our kids away from this "knowledge".
I didn't come from no monkey! I came from my mama's vajayjay!
evuloshun is dum dums
Evilution - that makes no sense. On the other hand, that some cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own dad, can make u live forever if u symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him u love him (but not in a gay way of course), so that he can remove a curse on your soul that he put there himself all because some ancient rib-woman ate an apple from a magic tree after being told to do so by a talking snake - now THAT makes perfect sense to me!
God's not dead because he wasn't real to begin with
No observational or experimental evidence supports the evolution of a new species by this NeoDarwinian mechanism. http://www.sciencefocus.com/article/nature/it-time-drop-darwinism
If the US standard of education drops the our gdp may rise.