We want McDonald's to bring back the McRib!
To: McDonald's USA A dream is what you want to do but still haven't pursued. We know what We want and We're going to petition for It until it's done; We've been the dream that We've wanted to be since day one. McDonald's--please show Us that ordinary People can do great things. We The People have a dream--and It's saucy. We The People, and Our saucy dream, stand resolved that McDonald's should bring the McRib back to The People of Lackawanna and Bucks County, Pennsylvania; for this vision can no longer remain idle as a dream--it has become Our destiny on a rectangular bun. This is for The People--We want the McRib with all of it's mysterious shapings and awkwardly delicious sauciness back in all McDonald's stores located in Lackawanna and Bucks County, Pennsylvania. Also, it would be nice to have extra sauce packets available because We really liked the sauce from the 90s and We might need some more. If McDonald's brought back the McRib sandwich to all McDonald's stores in Lackawanna and Bucks County, Pennsylvania, I would purchase at least one sandwich at full price and I would not use a coupon to purchase said sandwich. It would be funny. Do it McDonald's. This is an epic mission--make Our dream a reality. Thank you for your time. ***Note I did not write this, although I wish I did, and I cannot locate the name of the author to give credit where credit is due, but I did alter it to reflect the locations I would like to see the delicious and saucy McRib make a return.